Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Top comments
martyh27 2
Well at least now everyone knows you are available again.
Anti666 17
What an asshole. it's things like this that make me ashamed of being a guy.
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Comments (75)
ILovesMahBridge 0
Girlfriending: You must have been doing it wrong.
I_iz_special 0
well if you want to get him in trouble just tell an administrator. He can get in serious trouble for vandalism... well if he hasn't already.
KingDingALing 9
Spray-paint "I LOVE DICK" on his locker. Revenge is served. >:)
ShadyFTW1 0
lol 40 wins. And as for you OP, OWNED
RachelHellYeah 0
40! lmmfao!
mhyuen 0
yes. I'm not sure this doesn't happen w/o cause
schmidty72 1
that's actually pretty good ;) haha
martyh27 2
Well at least now everyone knows you are available again.
rottentomatoes 7
fuuuuuuuuuuuu and #2 epic
SpaceMannn 0
vandalizing school property to get his point across... win(: haha
starile 20
HAHAHAHAHA HE'S FUNNY! Dang, you must've PISSED him off to dump you like that! Hey, at least he could be held responsible for what happened to the school's property.
Anti666 17
What an asshole. it's things like this that make me ashamed of being a guy.
georgeo10yal 0
agree with 4 and that sucks op some guys are real assholes :3
rallets 23
why did you start a new line in the middle of your sentence?
yafuckyourlife 4
haha GENIOUS!!
hellzrydaz 0
#4 anti666 what band is that in your picture?
redbluegreen 41
At least you know it was him. It's childish, but there's always revenge.
spidersilkx9 0
he's making a statment. I think you'll get over it.
to3_tag 0
of course she will, it's a school locker. she might be moved to a new one or the school will either make the guy clan it off, or they will clean it off. it's not like it's her personal locker she keeps in her back pocket.
starile 20
At least if she did keep it in her back pocket she could hide it. At least for the time that her vandalized locker is still her locker, she has to live with the humiliation.
BoCo_fml 9
What a douche!! I hope he gets in a lot of trouble with the school. The good news is another more mature guy may want to help nurse the emotional wounds.
iazy9 14
this wont be so funny qhen he gets arrested and goes to juvie
QwertyMcNugget 0
Ha! He's gonna get it so eff his life!
tralalafifa 0
What a jerk. :/