Owen
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
cplaner
United States
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
shizzy09
United States
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Orlando, United States
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
ThisPerson
Canada
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Sam38_H 4
Could have had a laugh if she was 69
Welshite 40
And? If it makes her happy, let her wear it.
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Comments (170)
secretsymbiote21 5
ew. too bad you had to witness that.
zandalee 20
Grow up
Ameel_fml 19
More like: Too bad an older woman is receiving so much hatred for daring to wear a *gasp* bathing suit....at a *gasp* swimming pool! Who ever heard of such a thing? Please... There are plenty of women (and men) that age who can't even leave their house. Good on her for getting outside and having fun. And good on her for having the confidence to show off her body at that age.
TurtleSmile 14
If it was a planned swim trip, she trolled you hard. If not, that ls awful and I'm sorry that you had to experience that.
crazytwinsmom 25
Why would she do that?! If she wanted to be the subject of an FML, then it worked.
caplox 6
Because she wanted to swim? Maybe not,though. It's not like OP says they're at a pool or anything.
crazytwinsmom 25
There comes a point when people should grow out of their booty shorts, mini skirts, and bikinis in public phase. I am beyond that and 68 is way beyond that. A little self respect is in order.
sarahbear499 7
Hubba hubba
redmane 21
That saying makes my skin crawl for some reason.
hermitknut 22
So? It's just a human body. I'm fighting the urge to tell you to grow up right now.
pepsi_ftw 13
Awe that's mean
SkoomaKi 28
I take it saggy external organs weren't your only mentally scarring sight?
ShannyAK 16
Yeah trust me, it could have been worse
charvisioku 22
She can wear whatever she wants.
Setion 8
There should probably be a law demanding all teachers avoid these kinds of situation for fear of traumatising students. That said, her body her choice. It's a kind of cool that she's still got that confidence in herself.