Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
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Top comments
SMGnow 0
it's ok man histo channel is COOL
iAmScrubs 19
If you turn on the discovery channel there will be a special about her. The Cougar is on the prowl.
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Comments (121)
SMGnow 0
it's ok man histo channel is COOL
MissFukMyLuck 0
I second that! nothin wrong with it :)
Bobissmall 13
If you are excited by the simple things in life, you're doing well IMO...
Mitcha857 0
The Universe and Ancient Aliens both rule
Mindtrap 0
agreed. there is nothing to be ashamed of!
juicedboi 7
When she breaks her hip while gettin' down 'n' dirtay you will be thanking the history channel. Just you wait!
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm watching it right now! Journey to the Earth's Core...
urdirtyolduncle 15
The Universe and Pawn Stars!
ahole123 0
Yeah screw partying, the history channel is where it's at
Mahkymahk 0
I know! who would want to go clubin when you can watch the history channel!!!
farfulz 6
oh wow.
RoseBlack123 37
Hey, History Channel is the shit!
ihasbrains 10
You live in Canada, it's okay.
Kingspin 0
If you're saying that us Canadians are boring, you're wrong. You have no clue how hard it is to hunt buffalo so we can eat. And, we have to constantly pack our igloos down with ice! There's always something to do here!
yohooooooo 5
do you guys fart in each others face like Terrance and Filip?
unvmesucka 0
Do you ever use a flash so you can see your bf's face? Just sayin.
MizzErikaHart 8
that's like a popular Internet joke pic.
unvmesucka 0
Thanks, I just googled "teeth and eyes" and now I have one too.
truthinlies 1
23 don't forget hockey, curling, and comedy
naybaybay17 0
Hahaha wow. Justin bieber(or however you spell her last name) is Canadian lol!
emodude44 0
Don't diss Canada. We're one of the safest nations, have better healthcare, one of the most peaceful countries and have a lower crime rate. Also, We're the reason the White House is white. >:D
robotiick 12
all I can think of is blame Canada song from south park
Imabigbeast 5
history rocks!!!!!
ImInABox 6
I bet you're gonna watch "Only In America", eh?
IscoreOnU 19
What's wrong with Only in America?
gamerhead 3
sooo? it's ok that u don't go clubbing.
rattusrattus 19
Yeah, clubbing causes panic in me, whereas History Channel causes feelings of "Oooh KNOWLEDGE!!!" Personally I like knowledge, not panic. Panic isn't fun.
ReynshineCutting 10
42 I'm glad to know I'm not alone in the world! I just finished my junior year, I'm 21, and I've still never gone clubbing. I have been to dinner at a frat house and a swing dance party hosted by another, but no alcohol was involved so those don't count.
cldean24 4
Don't worry everyone, clubbing is not that fun. You get really drunk, dance like a tool, then meet random people you can barely hear over the ridiculous music. The next day you wake up feeling like garbage and crave sprite for your upset tummy. The history channel is the way to go.
iAmScrubs 19
If you turn on the discovery channel there will be a special about her. The Cougar is on the prowl.
marinus_fml 20
I'd bang your teacher if I saw her out clubbing...
RedPillSucks 33
How about chubbing? It's pretty close.
irokyoursox 6
don't worry, her idea of clubbing is probably going to the senior center
FreebirdIII 1
Oh, the history of old folks clubbing. Use your DVR, and get out of the house.