Owen
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
cplaner
United States
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
shizzy09
United States
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Orlando, United States
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
ThisPerson
Canada
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Sam38_H 4
Could have had a laugh if she was 69
Welshite 40
And? If it makes her happy, let her wear it.
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Comments (170)
zandalee 20
Get over yourself OP. Just because she is older, doesn't mean she has to hide away from the world. You sound like a judgemental person.
linnie_wesker 20
So? Grow up.
aussieaccents 7
All that ass hanging out!
perdix 31
And the problem is you are having a "hard" time concealing your boner?
laurenlovesjb 20
You live in Canada and you're swimming at this time of year? Haha that's gotta be an indoor pool:)
ShannyAK 16
I live in Canada and right now, its not that cold! Also yes I assume its an indoor pool
missamberrose 17
I live on the west coast of Canada. I wore shorts today it was that nice out.
laurenlovesjb 20
Wow I'm in Pennsylvania and it is so cold and frosty! I am wearing my full winter wardrobe!
Acik91 26
Well, it might be uncomfortable to see your teacher at the swimming pool, regardless of age and gender - it's a matter of authority and respect you should have. That said, all the teachers have perfect right to attend the pools, and there is obviously no age limit or occupation restrictions. Anyway, it could have been worse - it could have been a nudist beach.
perdix 31
So, what exactly is she teaching you?
Pleonasm 36
How to suck eggs.
Welshite 40
The Breaststroke.
perdix 31
Gratitude.
Gabs2016 10
OMG run!
kyliersb 4
Some ladies actually do have a nice body at that age. But it's uncommon. My grandma is 67 and she wears bikinis. She looks like a teen!
YouDaIdiot 4
Not sure if trolling or has incestuous tendencies...
CatThighs 4
"FML!! I went to the pool and saw someone's body that didn't please me" It's natural. Deal with it