Owen
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
cplaner
United States
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
shizzy09
United States
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Orlando, United States
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
ThisPerson
Canada
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Sam38_H 4
Could have had a laugh if she was 69
Welshite 40
And? If it makes her happy, let her wear it.
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Comments (170)
KrisztinaErika 2
Ha ha she's awesome!!
roseywallace 4
you poor poor poor creature.............
LetsBeRealistic 3
Lets be realistic. The lady still feels comfortable with her body and doesnt care what some punk ass kid thinks of her. Ull learn later that what others think about u doesnt really matter. So grow up and let others do what they want to do
lainzilla 14
How does this affect your life in ANY way?
Denomic 9
Hopefully your erection isn't too confused after this situation..
saffy66 34
Helen Mirren is well over 60 and looks great in a bikini. Age doesn't factor into it. Third party perspective may deem some bodies less attractive than others, but it's not always going to be the older ones.
Baagsbaseball 5
Dear OP, You're in ******* Canada. It's ******* November. What the **** are you doing remotely close to a pool?
LibraGirl_10 3
I love the way everyone corrects other people's grammar...its called FML...not FMG! LOL :)
winkydog4056 16
Could it be possible, despite the OP is posting on FML, the teacher just may have the goods to wear said bikini??? I know plenty of women in the old age of 60's who do.....and good for her for having the confidence to do it!
toyotita4 3
Haven't you heard? The 60's are the new.............,,umm...................F*ck it, I quit