Owen
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
cplaner
United States
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
shizzy09
United States
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Orlando, United States
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
ThisPerson
Canada
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Sam38_H 4
Could have had a laugh if she was 69
Welshite 40
And? If it makes her happy, let her wear it.
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Comments (170)
mykelinva 4
Life is too damn short to worry about what we think about others or worry about what they think of us. We cannot remain 19 forever. It's funny that the young people are always talking about getting along and being accepting of others and they are the most unaccepting group when it comes to an older person. Here is a little hint for you....you spend more time as an older person than you will as a cute, young teenie bopper...
Bpwoods 6
It's funny because my brother turned 20 today.
LexieWins 0
I never thought of it that way. I'm going to be old for most of my life :(
tristanisgay 7
I don't see a problem with it. Half the society today wouldn't have the guts to do what she done.
ebonyirony 29
I actually like corset piercings. the price versus the fact that they only last a few weeks makes it not worth it anymore.
debbster7 18
Why was your teacher wearing a bikini in November in the first place?
hamrtym 15
I went to the gym yesterday and this fat woman wore spandex. Can you believe it? Seriously, at the gym?! Fml..
redmane 21
You are a douche, my friend. Nope, never mind. I don't want to be your friend.
hamrtym 15
It's called sarcasm... Please get used to it or you will have a hard time on this site, and lose all your friends (sarcasm).
ebonyirony 29
sarcasm font must be employed.
YouDaIdiot 4
Don't teachers retire at 65?
doondagr8_1 9
Your teacher has a right to be at the pool just as much as you do. There's worse things than seeing your old teacher in a bikini.
slapsface 10
Oweh mama
Epikouros 32
68 centimeters is a rather small bikini size. But what's her cup size?
luke_bryan_fan 6
Why are you at the pool in the fall in Canada?