Owen
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
cplaner
United States
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
shizzy09
United States
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Orlando, United States
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
ThisPerson
Canada
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
Top comments
Sam38_H 4
Could have had a laugh if she was 69
Welshite 40
And? If it makes her happy, let her wear it.
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Comments (170)
RedPillSucks 33
Lena Horne, Raquelle Welch. Nuff said
lovelykisses86 2
sexy ;) haha
donut_gurl 8
you're pathetic OP. She has every right to wear a bikini if she wants to! She is clearly comfortable in her own skin. Good for her!
misshex 10
Big freaking woop.
iwadasn 33
You seriously think your life sucks just because bikinis are being worn by women you don't personally find attractive? You really need to get some perspective. The world does not revolve around you.
vhivfe 3
...and how do you know how old your teacher is?
rachaelsinclair 0
GILF
gregkingsley 4
Gilf loving
kitties_fml 12
Oh grow up. Turns out people are allowed to wear practically anything they damn well please at beaches and pools...yes, EVEN IF THEY ARE OLD, OVERWEIGHT, OR FOUND UNATTRACTIVE BY YOU!!! Crazy world.
Kaylalovesyouu 8
For everyone wondering why OP was with their teacher was because some schools have a class called swimming.