MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
meeee
Nice to see you
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Anonymous
United States
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Kristopher
United States
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Owen
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
scarred
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Username
France
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
IrisKitty
Englewood, United States
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Top comments
Rodders_SOTC 1
That's hot. Hook me up bro'
DocBastard 40
That's the definition of "confidence" right there! Well, it's either that or "not giving a flying ****". I get the two confused sometimes.
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Comments (88)
Rodders_SOTC 1
That's hot. Hook me up bro'
patrickalamo 48
You two could meet up at the wrinkle room.
rarrar321 3
She's pretty raw....in a very literal term.
bestCOMMENT 5
You make me sick.
Inheritance 10
My thought is on if OP had to assist her in swimming, you know so she doesn't drown.
efemel94 7
17 - wouldn't she be more well done than raw? Hehe
MDTeddy 13
That is wrong and why does she think it is ok?
DespairFaction 11
That's hotness you cant unsee.
innavoiG 9
Only here in Jersey would something like this happen.
Teyros 24
76 years of life experience. That truly is beautiful
XxskyelovexX 13
76- Oh god I didn't see the Jersey thing at first damn I hope I don't run into Op and his/her great aunt o.o
Pandacupcakelove 26
Look on the bright side... Can't possibly get more awkward now.
loloalltheway 23
Probably would be more awkward if OP caught her and one of OP friends having sex...
Pandacupcakelove 26
Stop. You're putting awful images in my head!
supportcommand 17
Old aunt could have some of her skinny dipping friends over. That would be more awkward right?
loloalltheway 23
Haha sorry 27, I just needed to state that it could get much, much more awkward
Forlorn420 9
The aunt also coulda been like 90 years old with boobs that touch the floor and she might have wanted op to rub some lotion on em so they don't up lookin like fried eggs. Dude, it can always get more awkward lol
Pandacupcakelove 26
Make it stop!
EmoSquirrel 7
What if the uncle also liked to swim naked? And so did all the other relatives.... Can't unsee any of that..
onlychildFTW 34
That's pretty gross. Really nothing else can describe it.
hopsinlove17 26
Let her have her fun. You should know by now that angry old people make for a lot of hell on your part.
lovemesomeanth 2
Old people have no shame.
Mearemoi 14
They really don't, haha. My grandmother always keeps the door to the bathroom wide open when she takes a bath...
dressedskeleton 10
Well.. I suppose by that age, you really don't need to give a shit about much- YOLO? ;)
SystemofaBlink41 27
35- I was going to thumb you up but then I saw YOLO....
Prolux_fml 23
What's with people that say YOLO... Did you guys you think you lived twice or some shit before Drake started saying it???
btstig 11
NOW IT'S A PARTY!!
trippythehippy 6
At 76 she's earned the right to not give a damn. And the right to seem just a lil off. But still. Offer her an iron when she gets out? Here come the down votes :)
jokesta187 11
I gave a thumbs up.. Why you ask? I'm insane.
trippythehippy 6
Insanity is fun
NFSMax 5
That's called old man/woman aerobics!
DollyDope 17
Her house, her pool, her birthday suit!
rachelndrws180 4
YHU HAVE A POOL O.O D:
Sawarski 13
12 That's all you got out of this FML?
walmartpaysme 15
Hey idk about where you live, but it's averaging 100 degrees here. A pool sounds really awesome right now.
Teyros 24
"it's 100 degrees out here and if it gets any warmer I'm gonna kick your ass."
kyat288 9
#scarredForLife
ManInTheMachine 20
#fuckoffwiththehashtags
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#ThisIsn'tTwitter
SqueakyChipmunk 22
***asterisks are better