Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my partner of 5 years and I sat down to talk because I expressed hope for a proposal in near future. He instead believed that we should wait, and talk about a potential future for us in another two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend declared he doesn't feel ready to move in with me for at least "some more years". We have already been together for five years. When he bought an apartment one year ago, he kept it a secret for three months. Maybe I should learn to take a hint. Or several hints. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
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InstaKarma 0
Maybe he is just feeling overwhelmed by the new stage your relationship has progressed to. Either way, if you two actually love each other, talk about it and maybe just have a long engagement. FYL because that is a hell of a let down.
caticaticati 3
I've known people who were engaged for a year or two before the wedding... it takes time to plan that shit and find the money for it. I wouldn't be surprised if my boyfriend proposes while we're in college and then we wait to actually get married until we've both graduated.
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Comments (95)
mutantcow 0
that's messed uppp.
Dr_Haiku 0
Messed up it may be Fill your life with other men Come back in two years
ilg4evr 0
Soo....time to get a new fiance? Do you really want someone like that??? Although on second thoughts...maybe he just wanted to reel you in and trap you so you couldn't date anyone else since you're engaged...until he's "ready." Dude..FYL lol
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
There will be blood.
soccerfreak878 0
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InstaKarma 0
Maybe he is just feeling overwhelmed by the new stage your relationship has progressed to. Either way, if you two actually love each other, talk about it and maybe just have a long engagement. FYL because that is a hell of a let down.
lazytown 0
Wow. That's awful. Even if you decide to stay engaged until he's ready, I'm guessing your family and friends already hate him for doing that.
blland 0
show him who's in charge, boss!
caticaticati 3
I've known people who were engaged for a year or two before the wedding... it takes time to plan that shit and find the money for it. I wouldn't be surprised if my boyfriend proposes while we're in college and then we wait to actually get married until we've both graduated.
roaminginsomniac 0
So, set the wedding date for January 1st 2012. Tell him you will be planning a HUGE wedding, and he has to help you. You will need that 2 years to pick out everything you want in that wedding. Two years isn't that big a deal.
humorizer 14
Yeah, and they'll still have 12 months to celebrate it all before their untimely death.
DragonitePaladin 6
O rly? sounds like a conceited fool who eats too much crap from the media and other retards who try to stir up shit about the end of the world on Dec 2012. That's just like the Y2K crap. Grow up and learn to think for yourself fool. What a mindless sheep you are.
graciedacie 0
Humorizor, that was some funny shit. =D
AGGoddess 2
It takes a lot of time and money to put a wedding together. At least you have time to think about how you want to do things, and you can save up for the big day.
kayladanielle93 0
i feel you. ive been engaged for less than a month... last night my fiance decided to inform me that he would prefer not to get married for AT LEAST another 4+ years. weve already told my family that the wedding would be in two...