cplaner
United States
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
AFH2O
Visalia, United States
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Cantswim
United States
Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML
rowanjusmc
United States
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
humanshield
Rockland, United States
Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
chlorinesmells
United States
Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML
superfkd
Canada
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
poolboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Teaching moment
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
butisavedyourkid
United States
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
luh8r
Canada
Tyranny
Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
unluckycounsellor
Bermuda
Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML
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StillWaving 0
I teach swimming lessons too. I was teaching a 13 year old autistic kid and got felt up. He is a deaf mute so he doesn't even understand what you tell him. Hi James! Im Jenn! *proceeds to touch my boobs* Me: alright... not okay +Jenn+
alpuppy 0
Is the FML the fact that it's the only person you've ever gone that far with?
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
Sounds like a job perk to me. Do you know if they're hiring?
Zintrix 6
Hey if you see an opening to get some you go for it and that goes for all ages.
PenultimateTaco 14
I think there's a word for that... oh yeah, pedophilia. Why would you want that??
alpuppy 0
Is the FML the fact that it's the only person you've ever gone that far with?
grajax 24
Shots fired?
LenWK 0
That little boy is a pimp.
StillWaving 0
I teach swimming lessons too. I was teaching a 13 year old autistic kid and got felt up. He is a deaf mute so he doesn't even understand what you tell him. Hi James! Im Jenn! *proceeds to touch my boobs* Me: alright... not okay +Jenn+
LoLoLo_fml 0
Oh my gosh what is up with accusing this person of being a pedo!? I innitially thought.. "eeeek awkwardness!".. I didn't think "OH I BET THEY LIKED IT THE PERV!!!" What the hell!?
dirty_laundry 0
after the first time....its you fault :/
FlickMyBean 0
Kid knows what he's doing.
LMent 0
He's learning quick
DankPete 0
A six-year-old grabs her boobs and it's HER fault? Wow. Maybe some day the people saying it's her fault will have a kid randomly grab their crotch. Then they'll be "pedophiles" too. Smart.
Sarasa01 0
A while ago, my 5 year old cousin whas going through that stage as well. He would sit on top of me and try to grab my boobs or look under my shirt. Seems he was doing that to everyone. Luckily, it wore off eventually.