Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML
pheebs314 tells us more.
to 18- I'm the op... I didn't realize I hadn't been signed in when I posted. Basically, I have had the same.insurance for years and been using it for the same birth control for at least 5. I'm not sure what happened... Some clerical error I guess. I had it figured out but it was definitely weird.
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
It's those ******* jeans! Jeans always make you look like you have a boner. Even if you're female.
TheDovahkiid 2
Well that's ******* dumb of your insurance.
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TheDovahkiid 2
Well that's ******* dumb of your insurance.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Like a bad neighbor, they aren't there! And they're not on your side!
P374RD3D 9
^Oh no, a bad neighbor is always there.
jujubunni5 9
AND YOUR WIFE! Or in her case her boyfriend or husband.
pikapikalove 5
It's okay, OP... The FML Community knows you're a woman... I think....
simonelli 9
And how is that any consolation!?..
liv_graham 7
The FML committee also knows you're an asshole.
AKGirlinSD 20
I feel as if 3 is a moment away from, making a comment, requesting a picture for proof that the OP is a female. Creepers status there!
liv_graham 7
How would they have the record of you being a man? Don't they check doctors visits?
ohSNAPyall 27
They do check doctor's visits. And they're going to need you to reimburse them for that gynecology visit last month.
Welshite 40
Well, you can prove you are a woman, but I think only the male nurses would appreciate the gesture.
pheebs314 17
I don't think there are any male nurses at this particular doctor's office. There are like 2 male docs but everyone that works there otherwise is a woman. It's kind of nice.
Olivxr 5
Or are you...
gc327072 31
Why is this thumbed down? There's no gender identification symbol, it's a funny and accurate thing to ask.
TheDovahkiid 2
Fine take my spot for first comment
secretsymbiote21 5
definitely get it straightened out. bunch of idiots
outoftown 27
Medical identity theft? By a really confused thief?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It's those ******* jeans! Jeans always make you look like you have a boner. Even if you're female.
olpally 33
Skinny jeans?? *shudders*
ebonyirony 29
call your company and have them figure it out. there's no reason for you to continue unprotected.