Owen
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
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MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
cplaner
United States
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
shizzy09
United States
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Orlando, United States
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
ThisPerson
Canada
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Sam38_H 4
Could have had a laugh if she was 69
Welshite 40
And? If it makes her happy, let her wear it.
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Comments (170)
hryffff 11
It's a pool what is she suppose to wear?!
clemagh 7
im not against anybody but theres swimming shirt and pants
awkward_gothlady 32
At 68, how much older does she have to be before she's earned the right to do as she pleases?
cereal_dater 5
I'm just wondering a few other things besides an older woman in a bikini... Why is a teacher in the pool? And why is she teaching at 68, can't she enjoy her retirement? (Note: People are complaining wildly here in Holland about the age of retirement being 67, instead of the 65 it used to be...)
klimrod89_fml 2
Why should you care?
zombiepoke 6
Your teacher rocks.
beautycrush495 10
That's eye rape
Maria_Obligacia 14
oh yeah right - only beautiful young people are allowed to use the pool dressed in a swim suit! Old people should stay home and bake cookies or something. You poor thing OP, having to look at an old woman being active and enjoying herself.
raykyogrou0 4
I had a pleasant mental image until I read that she's 68
Blyville 2
thats funny
dbaguy 9
How'd she look in it?
clemagh 7
if OP says good or bad there will be dislikes.. and from the looks of it OP thinks bad.