Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, I was super bored in health class so I decided to watch Invader Zim on my computer. I never made sure my headphones were connected. so the whole class turned and stared at me. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
I really, really tried to come up with something clever and witty to say here, but nothing's coming. The only thing I can do is shake my head. FYL, as well as the lives of your students. What an odd image to have of your TA.
imperfectclarity 0
Wipe yourself better after going to the bathroom. Then you won't itch as much.
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Comments (110)
perdix 31
Were you trying to find "Images", you perv? You're a real pain in the ass.
reapfml 0
He's a real itch in the ass
FarSide 23
Way to go CIA. Did they watch you post this lame FML too?
stone_light 0
As soon as i read "the prejector was still on" i thought he was going to say "and they watched me google '****'" a teacher did that at my school, and somehow wasnt fired...
Specterk50 0
OP you have that too? thank goodness....I thought I was the only one
Feklfekl2222 32
sounds like someone has pinworms/threadworms
xXCherrryBombXx 6
I think this is the most thumbed down comment I have seen by perdix
Cpeddlar 0
what kind of comment is this nobody cares if you're first the site does it for you anyways
ThatGirlxx 6
Why the hell are you on everyone's story's.
Ellowise_fml 0
HAHAH :D How did you not see it on?
Tequilamockngbrd 7
I really, really tried to come up with something clever and witty to say here, but nothing's coming. The only thing I can do is shake my head. FYL, as well as the lives of your students. What an odd image to have of your TA.
kenyrabit 25
"In the name of Science!"
legit321 0
fourth!
tehman117 21
NOBODY CARES!
nzl_fml 0
bahahahahaha
imperfectclarity 0
Wipe yourself better after going to the bathroom. Then you won't itch as much.
mrscartmanez 0
Can this actually happen? My God, why am I never a witness to such a thing?
lostfaithinpppl 19
ROFL!!! Funny as hell! Look at the bright side. At least you were not looking for "naughty young boys" :D
SarcasticAvenger 9
ROFL!!!!! I don't think he's a priest.
Jefe_fml 0
"ROFL"!! Ok seriously man that wasn't that funny, overuse of "rofl" these days. *sigh*
magenkyo 0
ydi for having an anus
blow_chlo 0
?? that makes no sense because everybody has an anus
posampo 0
i don't, crap just comes out my mouth "comic drumroll"
jacobkearns 0
yeah no kidding everyone has an anus, he was kidding you moron.
Punkpoptart1119 20
#9: What are you, 5? Grow up
sodahhhr 0
the cure is butter
sven25 0
I just buttered up my hole. Hoping to feel better any minute now.