Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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iLove2Laugh 4
if your boyfriend love you, he would let u explain
ollie179 21
Today, my girlfriends stepbrother told me she has a crush on a cute 7 year old named Robert and dosn't like me anymore. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
I'm surprised your stepbrother couldn't figure that out, especially with all the misspellings and talks about how Stephanie is a doodie head and tim is a booger nose. Just tell your boyfriend and he should understand or something like that.
nerdfighteria 7
OP's stepbrother probably knew. He was just being an ass.
rattusrattus 19
OP's boyfriend is, logically, thicker than two short planks.
Btreasure 8
That would piss me off sooooo bad I would have to slap 2 bitchs. 1. For reading the diary and telling your boyfriend your business even if it was from 3rd grade and 2. For believing some dumb shit and not even letting you explain.
Clozzie 0
Aw sweetie not everyone hates you. Well...
Eva123Love 3
Well i think your brother doesn't like you guys dating or something, because if it was from the third grade it wouldn't of said that you didn't like him anymore,but he told your boyfriend you didn't like him anymore. So he was making up stuff in his head to split you guys up :D get revenge on your brother!!!
MRukkus 5
was it a diary or a DIEbrothery Yuk yuk yuk
ILikeToFartSoBad 7
What an idiot.. didnt you tell him it was your 3rd grade diary? If not, well then you kinda deserved it....
ryanmactn 0
brothers smh -.- they stupid but, how old is he?
Bored4Life29 5
Get a diary with a lock on it
hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0
Fyl! It's hilarious but sorreh :[ thatz wat halppenz when u keep a diary! :P EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING!
LucianDeSouza 4
if I were you , I'd pull some prank on the brother so it will be his FML instead ... just saying .