Today, while struggling to find a job that will accommodate my disabilities, an acquaintance ranted at me about how nobody wants to work hard, and they have to earn what they get. This chucklefuck works for his father, will inherit a multi-million dollar business, and bought his house from his aunt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my flatmate was criticising his nephew for being too lazy to get a job. His nephew actually has a physical disability, so I pointed out he never had a job since he got 50 rental properties at 19 years-old when his dad died and makes a fortune on the rent. He then told me that waiting for his dad to die was his job. FML
Today, I hate the job I am in and just want a minimum wage to live through. My dad gave away millions because it's "his money" and I need to put up with entitled male chauvinistic idiots at work. I would only need a fraction of the amount he donated to live peacefully for the entirety of my life. FML
Today, my dad told me that I'm nothing but a burden because I can't work, and disability is worth nothing. It's not my fault I ended up in an abusive foster home that left me with spinal cord damage. FML
Today, I am so sick and tired of watching my brother get everything he wants in life from being a bastard. He does everything I would consider bad and it’s made him rich and successful. I try and be a good person and all it got me is fired, and in danger of losing my car and house. FML
Today, my mom cussed at me because I denied my struggling cousin a job at my company, and now it's my fault he and his family will suffer and starve. He was fired from his former job as a payroll officer, and is now blacklisted. Over 30 people got zero on payday, as he later went Living La Vida Loca with his "bonus". FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML
Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered, "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
He's right. Life is about choices. Apparently, you chose the wrong parents. Let's not call your poor choice a "disability" -- it's really a consequence.
Grizz8831 14
yup the poor choose to be poor. people make the life choice to have mental illness and physical drawbacks. And not working 200 hours a week to make up for the lack of wage they picked, pfff, time is just a human creation not an excuse to not have enough hours to make enough money. it's like blaming gravity when you can't fly, such lazy excuses.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
What's Trump doing in Australia?
poopface82 25
Either hiding from American courts or trying to take over.
RichardPencil 32
He's right. Life is about choices. Apparently, you chose the wrong parents. Let's not call your poor choice a "disability" -- it's really a consequence.
Grizz8831 14
yup the poor choose to be poor. people make the life choice to have mental illness and physical drawbacks. And not working 200 hours a week to make up for the lack of wage they picked, pfff, time is just a human creation not an excuse to not have enough hours to make enough money. it's like blaming gravity when you can't fly, such lazy excuses.
RichardPencil 32
And do you choose not to recognize obvious sarcasm and twist yourself into knots refuting a joke?
poopface82 25
Being born poor is not a choice, but being sarcastic on the internet, where it’s far from obvious, is.