Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
"Why is he always 'hanging out' in your house Denise?!"
alexlots 20
Probably time to dump him if he's so insecure he thinks you'd hook up with your own brother
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ford_chick_22 12
Run
Wakachulak 22
I do seem to recall a similar FML some time ago. Must be the same boyfriend.
Eff_Itt 20
Similar thing has happened to me. My boyfriend thinks that my Step-brother is in love with me and gets a bit jealous if we hang out a lot. He is military so when he is home we are often with each other as we are practically best friends. Honestly, just disregard his comment unless it becomes a problem. Guys get jealous sometimes. If he says it again though and starts being more accusatory, then don't put up with it. You deserve better if he continues saying this.
tzemmy 25
He must watch too much incest ****
tantanpanda 26
taking sibling love to a whole other level.
kindasortayeah 25
Nah, just the Game of Thrones.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Any incest **** is too much incest ****.
alexlots 20
Probably time to dump him if he's so insecure he thinks you'd hook up with your own brother
mds9986 24
Or you can talk about it. Unless you're one of the people who dumps people the second they do something you don't agree with.
DoomedGemini 38
It's not doing something you don't agree with, it's not trusting someone. Trust is a HUGGGGE thing, if you can't trust someone you can't have a good relationship with them. I'm a very paranoid person, but I completely trust my girlfriend. I know she wouldn't cheat on me and she knows I wouldn't cheat on her. That's how a relationship is supposed to be unless you have reason to be suspicious.
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Maybe he had some things happen to him in the past that makes him have a lacking of trust. Possibly it's not his thought. Well I mean..It is. But.
daddysgirl243 21
does he have reason to?
whitnayfortooh 29
my ex would always get a raging boner anytime his sister came along. so yea you can't just ignore Shit like that..
cornyrob 33
Yeah, *are* you cheating on him with your brother?
Xion0014 20
What the actual ****...#39
BBeffedmylife 28
Maybe watching a bit too much Game of Thrones?
tellyc 27
I had an ex like that too...
AbtractAngela 17
i'm guessing thats why he's an ex?
tellyc 27
Oh yeah!
ComoEsJuan 24
He seems highly logical. Keep him around a bit for entertainment.
PenguinBitch 44
"Why is he always 'hanging out' in your house Denise?!"
ArkAngel796 4
"Cause we've lived in the same house for years" this would be her reply.
kibster9 20
Incest is the best
Cringey 18
If he's that paranoid, its time to end the relationship. FYL