Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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iLove2Laugh 4
if your boyfriend love you, he would let u explain
ollie179 21
Today, my girlfriends stepbrother told me she has a crush on a cute 7 year old named Robert and dosn't like me anymore. FML
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Comments (165)
LucianDeSouza 4
if I were you , I'd pull some prank on the brother so it will be his FML instead ... just saying .
Deathhound 27
Explain to your Ex that the Diary was from the third grade.
iampetard 0
Your boyfriends an ass for not looking further into it
cliftongirl1022 5
1. Explain to your boyfriend 2. Destroy that diary 3. Beat the living hell out of your bro
luckygirl4ever_fml 4
Your bf is a jerk!!
duckman9 55
I would rather say that about the stepbrother. No biggie, there are other bf candidates around.
xrainbowshadowx 17
Go talk to your boyfriend and show him the diary so you can explain the misunderstanding.
jobsman99 0
and you are a 4th grader now?
abbybailey204 19
I'd kick the stepbrothers ass if I was u
mndlssphnx 10
I vote you write a new diary...one your stepbrother is sure to 'find'. One containing your growing hatred of your stepbrother, complete with various diabolical schemes to get him back in any and all ways, accompanied with intense glaring all through dinner, every night. Also, letting him wake up to see you contemplating him while he sleeps, then leaving without a word, should be effective as well.
Zepher 1
wow... you REALLY didnt tell your boyfriend that was from third grade and he REALLY didnt have time to ask you if that was true / recent? How old are you???