Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Today, it's been two years since I dropped out of college to do OnlyFans and get rich. I've made less than a thousand on OnlyFans and have to support myself with two jobs, and no man will have me. FML
Today, I wish there were easier ways to make money online. I can’t bring myself to do OnlyFans or things of that nature, but I’m getting desperate. My mother only helps my male sibling, as I should just have all my shit together because I’m a woman. I don't know what the fuck to do. I’m in a workers' compensation case with no pay. FML
Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
Today, a guy offered me five grand for a video call. As an OnlyFans model, I jumped at the chance. He wanted me to list off everything I regretted or disliked about my life while masturbating. Fifteen minutes later, I had the worst panic attack I've ever had. Six hours later and I'm still shaking and sobbing. FML
Today, I caught my underage daughter selling naked pictures to internet sickos. Trying to stay calm, I asked her why. She said, "Should I go work at McDonald's for pennies? I've made over twelve grand in three months selling pictures of my tits." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I was scammed by con artists, using a business to send out fraudulent checks for a fake "stay at home" job. Now not only do I have to try job hunting again, I'm also $2,000 in the hole with my bank account. You scam artist losers need to get off your ass and get a real job. FML
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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tounces7 28
If you're at least conventionally attractive, and frankly even if you're not, probably just need to advertise a bit.
RichardPencil 32
Everybody is not making thousands. Only a few can make the big money, while most others barely make any. As big as the customer base may be, it's finite, so while some suck-sex stories take a big piece of the pie and leave slivers for the others.
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juggalo2 22
Probably FML wouldn't take kindly to posting a link. The biggest obstacle to making money in online sex work is you have to compete with the free stuff. Have you tried youtube vlogging to build your online persona?
tounces7 28
If you're at least conventionally attractive, and frankly even if you're not, probably just need to advertise a bit.
RichardPencil 32
Everybody is not making thousands. Only a few can make the big money, while most others barely make any. As big as the customer base may be, it's finite, so while some suck-sex stories take a big piece of the pie and leave slivers for the others.
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Yudith 28
At least you didn't get fired from your three jobs because of your fourth job.