Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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iLove2Laugh 4
if your boyfriend love you, he would let u explain
ollie179 21
Today, my girlfriends stepbrother told me she has a crush on a cute 7 year old named Robert and dosn't like me anymore. FML
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audiophileMom 11
Third grade seems appropriate for the maturity level your BF has reached thus far...
audiophileMom 11
Third grade seems appropriate for the maturity level your BF has reached thus far...
jomaha 0
Oh no! That's terrible. Look at my boobs.
audreyy062 2
Wtf
sourspraykay 8
no.
ambowew 7
You have a face like a smashed up pie :)
Keyman1212 14
What you meant to say was "Oh no! That's terrible. Look at my profile picture that isn't me because I feel inadequate and insecure about how I look, so I use a photo of a **** star with large breasts, and pretend to be her so people will like me!"
all4pooh 4
Wtf is your problem? All the comments I've seen of yours have been about you mf'n boobs
RabbitPressure1 6
I sincerely don't like you.
skylerXx 6
"Ten-out-of-ten ass curves, slamming *******, ******* big round apple ass, ******* stick it in my penis! Cause I am the alpha male!" "Yes you are Mike. She sounds beautiful." - Steroid guy and Daniel Tosh
hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0
O.O
hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0
Who would wanna look at them with that fucken ugly ass bitch face of urs! U tell meh
MRukkus 5
ur funny
hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0
Who meh??
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
PSHHH. They're obviously fake.
twofirstnames 12
You should really watch where you keep your stuff cause things like that will happen. I'm sorry it had to ruin your relationship though. But your boyfriend must be an ass if he's to stubborn to know the truth. Maybe it was meant to be..
rattusrattus 19
Seriously? A diary from when they were 8? I don't even know where mine are... (I'd probably be embarressed by their contents). Surely one would be able to tell from the writing voice that it was a very old diary. Unless the OP is so terrible at writing that they can't, in which case Y kinda DI OP. Personally I think they're better off without that boyfriend. And probably better off without that stepbrother too.
Boredumm 6
Maybe his stepbrother just worded it dfferent from what was written, and just wanted to ruin her relationship -.-
alex6946 10
Why dont you just show your boyfriend the diary? Im sure your handwriting had changed, and your stepbrother is a jerk.
Classic_PWN 1
Nyan Cat!
ambowew 7
Your stepbrother sounds like Chuck Bass. So there's no way I can look at this and think FML.
BloodyMary666 24
Just tell him!?
RebekahBrooke 9
ugh. get a new bother--ahem, brother.
hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0
.... Stepbrother...
BelleBelle_fml 11
I didn't know there was that option.
ImmortalRiot 1
I see what you did there.
Enigmax2514 7
Seems like there are 2 dickheads in this fml Nuff said
skylerXx 6
That's why you should never keep a diary. Those never keep your secrets safe.
cooxoxo 9
Soooooo true!
Bored4Life29 5
Diarys reveal everything but luckily some secrets can't be put down in words