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Anonymous Spokane, United States

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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michelleJ11 25

Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.

tyler_mcdolan 10

Oh that's nasty

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honeymoonroyale 20

Uh oh...

IworkAt711 14

Did you shit your pants?

honeymoonroyale 20

Gee, sorry for saying "uh oh" to an FML, guys. What a sin.

michelleJ11 25

Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.

bandofsand 10

Yes, unless you are Alicia Silverstone and he is Paul Rudd and you two are starring in a semi-popular 90s movie, this is a problem.

cheshirecat13242 32

Why has there been such an explosion of incest-related FMLs lately..?

aruam365 24

Holidays are a time for family.

Zimmington 21

Christmas trees, holiday music, family dinners, nights by the fire place, roasting marshmallows, making sex tapes filmed by your uncle... and some good ole family "bonding" *wink wink*

smilingxbleeding 9

This made my day.

minesbiggerr 25

Didn't this person have another FML earlier like a day or to ago I swear I saw a user name anon the other day on an fml

minesbiggerr 25

This same OP posted another FML a few days ago the one with the cat blocking their sex lol gratz on getting two fmls posted back to back almost

Evilpirate 10

Mine too

sailorarctic 22

actually, step brpther/step sister wouldn't be incest. A bit creepy to some people, maybe, but they're not related by blood so...yeah

tyler_mcdolan 10

Oh that's nasty

alex_the_tiger 14

I read this in Cleveland's voice from family guy

yourlifesucksHA 14

How? They're not even related...-_-

nrevogcmamme 17

63- They're stepbrother and stepsister. They aren't blood related, but they're related by law. It's still nasty.

Criticalvector 4

yeah in this situation its way wrong but the idea isn't all that nasty I'm sure a single father and son have married a single mother and daughter. and if its really that nasty because its "by law" I guess a guy can't marry his brothers wife's sister.

Welshite 40

You need to end that really quickly. Involve your parent/step-parent if necessary, because that's just creepy.

doodlecloud 27

It's a bit weird, not super creepy. I'd wager that he is not at all attracted to OP or wants to go out with her, he just wanted to impress his friends or escape peer pressure by saying he had a girlfriend and OP got thrown in the mix by walking by at the wrong time, or maybe he had a picture of them together on his phone and figured that would do the trick. If they've seen them together before but don't know the family situation it's an easy lie, even better if his friends fancy her a bit as he'll be making them jealous. Still a bit weird when you look at the picture but still, he probably wasn't thinking about that at the time. At least, I really hope that's the explanation.

luckyone365 7

You could have just said "parents".

Not_ROFL 11

"Dump" him in front of his friends in the most embarrassing way you can think of.

Welshite 40

It'll get awkward when his friends come over and see that the girl who "dumped" him lives with him.

mattjamt 16

You think he has friends?

AyeJay101 25

Better yet, use the classic line: "I'm telling mom!" in front of them all!

Welshite 40

#16: "...my stepbrother has been telling his friends..." Something tells me he has friends. I dunno why; it's just a feeling I have.

mattjamt 16

That doesn't mean he has friends. I doubt she knows if they're actually friends with him or just people he knows. Plus, I don't know about you, but all my friends actually KNOW who my siblings are. Stop trying to be a smartass.

deathy94 14

#23 you're trying to hard.

tukies 28

Or right in front of his friends yell give me a hug brother! Yeah that should do the trick.

mattjamt 16

Trying too hard? I'm not the one with 2000 comments sir.

nhbasskid13 23

just shut up.

mattjamt 16

No thanks. Keep on taking selfies bass kid.

Zimmington 21

Mattjamt... You get upset too easily the internet isn't for you

SuperMew 22

Mattjam, 1. Bass might look a little corny in that picture, but he seems like a pretty cute guy. Better than you, I suspect. Not because you look like Quasimodo (I wouldn't know) but because I imagine you cry during sex and play the victim in real life. 2. The internet is not a place for the weak of heart. If you want to play with the big boys, then you need to learn not to take things to heart or be so sensitive. If you cannot, then go to Club Penguin.

jacob916 8

Wat the hell are you talking about u have to tell him wat sex is

AnthonyWheeler15 24

I think this calls for a family meeting..

rockne93 17

YOU MEAN YOUR EX RIGHT Oh wrong FML relationship context

jigglypuff34 16

Yeah! DUMP HIM!

uoeno_fml 20

I hope op means ex step brother

Zimmington 21

66- So, you want her parents to get a divorce because of a little creepy but harmless rumour started by her stepbrother?

MzZombicidal 36

#74, they were making a mockery of the "I hope you mean EX-boyfriend/girlfriend" comments that always pop up.

Medd_fml 13

While his uncle videotapes it.

larrybudd 6

My stepsister once convinced her friends that I was her child

kmccain 27

In a few years you might find out she wasn't joking. ;-)

jacob916 8

HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?