Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
nycgirl424
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Anonymous
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
bittersweet
United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
ihateguys
San Francisco, United States
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
SingleSara.
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Shit!
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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tikimuppet 11
Is he still ten or something?
jchansfan 0
Weak!
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jchansfan 0
Weak!
tikimuppet 11
Is he still ten or something?
unfortunate_13 5
aaah kids these days!
Jotne 0
Good riddance. Obviously an asshat not worth keeping around anyway. FYL for having the bad fortune (or judgment) to end up in a relationship with him, though.
jchansfan 0
Text him and tell him he is a pathetic loser.
Peroxide 3
Tell your best friend to text his mum to tell him you had herpes and he should get himself checked
jchansfan 0
Or that he's really small. For some reason that seems funnier to hear from your mom than that you have herpes. lol :P
MrFail_fml 0
well that wasn't really the point, if these guys are as young as i think they is, he having Herpes AKA HAVE HAD SEX, + unprotected for that matter would make hes mom rather furious i bet.
Sun_Kissed18 25
But she would also be mad at the OP which we don't want
Intellectualist 0
lol
Kylias 6
Did you punch him yet?
rhymethyme 0
Oh how we love thee Beautiful phone tree! Give us the news Along with the blues Or I won't know when he's done with me! FYL
papertigers_fml 0
you are probably very young, and there's no way it was a serious relationship anyway. i remember when i was 13, i asked my brother to tell my first boyfriend i was breaking up with him. then he went up to my room because he wanted an explanation and i was too busy listening to N'Sync to bother giving him one. good times!