Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
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manb91gb 15
I'm going to assume that he didn't know the guy was your brother before he started dating you... If he did, then that's kinda sketchy. If he didn't, you can either accept his history is a little closer than you'd like or you can choose to move on. It's an iffy one but I would try and understand.
Ashamed_Sister 60
I'm glad so far no one said 'threesome' in the comments.
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oneonta 8
kinda gross....
manb91gb 15
I'm going to assume that he didn't know the guy was your brother before he started dating you... If he did, then that's kinda sketchy. If he didn't, you can either accept his history is a little closer than you'd like or you can choose to move on. It's an iffy one but I would try and understand.
mfranks19891989 10
Everyone has previous relationships you can accept them or not. Knowing that one of those relationships was with your brother for me is kinda weird I feel like there would be a lot of tension between the 3 of you. That doesn’t mean that you 2 should break up though. You, your boyfriend and brother might need to talk with each other this way you guys aren’t uncomfortable when your together. Hope everything works out.
Charity Taylor 17
Straight up had this happen to me with my ex girlfriend. Except I didn't know until after my brother found out I had dated her. You're not alone my friend.
RichardPencil 32
You should say, "Bi-bi!"
Ashamed_Sister 60
I'm glad so far no one said 'threesome' in the comments.
raven_of_azarath 35
Probably cuz the people who would say that are only into 2 girls 1 guy threesomes.
mfranks19891989 10
That and I pretty sure no one wants to have sex with someone with their brother or sister.
EmDizzle2007 28
threesome.
mikkigrlxx 13
My brothers girlfriend and I had a thing but I still see her constantly and it's not even awkward... but maybe that's because of the way we left it
baristalbc 18
Is your brother hot? Still single?