Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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iLove2Laugh 4
if your boyfriend love you, he would let u explain
ollie179 21
Today, my girlfriends stepbrother told me she has a crush on a cute 7 year old named Robert and dosn't like me anymore. FML
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GamerMatt97 0
Hopefully your boyfriend understands.Next time if u know a girl that likes your stepbrother tell her he's gay and likes small hairy penises.Good luck telling your boyfriend about this ****** up shit
laughpuppy 0
Omg, he's an idiot for doing that
killface93 0
You must write like shit if he didn't notice
alyssaenglish27 0
Thats sucks thts why u hide a diary so it ant be found!
Locoluis 15
TRAITOR.
glompable 19
You'd think your stepbrother would notice the difference in grammar and spelling if it was from the third grade... o_0
jonnyblackless 6
Dats y u dont keep diaries.....
ysmith1 0
um... hasnt your handwriting changed?
Pazu_fml 10
That sucks, but apparently your boyfriend is dumb enough to believe everything he hears and doesn't trust you enough to hear you out, so you're probably better off without him.
JokeMeister 0
have you posted bond on the assault charges yet?!