Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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iLove2Laugh 4
if your boyfriend love you, he would let u explain
ollie179 21
Today, my girlfriends stepbrother told me she has a crush on a cute 7 year old named Robert and dosn't like me anymore. FML
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Comments (165)
BadSuerte 0
Both your boyfriend and step brother are two words: douche bags. But hey the true definition of douche bag for men is that no likes them not even their own mom so it's a good thing that you won't have to deal with your stupid bf. Shows how much he loved you that dick he is.
bmsalinas 13
Why did you have a boyfriend in the third grade? You obviously need to fix your priorities.
uknowitsJAIME 0
Wait...you had a diary in third grade?!?!
JustJaredfied 0
Your stepbrother is a dick
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
If he broke up with you over something so stupid, then you were probably just a booty call to him.
WhiteWolfChick 0
Why didnt you get rid of it before?
bizarre_ftw 22
Call your boyfriend and explain. I'm sure he'll feel bad for not checking the facts
taazer 12
That sucks OP!! It really does but look at it from his side.. If somebody told me my boyfriend didn't like me anymore and that he liked somebody else... I think i would dump him too.. But you should explain to him that the diary is from third grade and that he still means something to you.. :)
squeakz 4
That's why you date the entrys
taurus30 0
And he couldn't tell the difference in handwriting?