Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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iLove2Laugh 4
if your boyfriend love you, he would let u explain
ollie179 21
Today, my girlfriends stepbrother told me she has a crush on a cute 7 year old named Robert and dosn't like me anymore. FML
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iLove2Laugh 4
if your boyfriend love you, he would let u explain
Keyman1212 14
I know it's a hard pill to swallow, but if your brother read it verbatim, your boyfriend should have figured that it was from the third grade, I mean I hope you've become more articulate than when you were 11... Anyway yeah, he shouldn't have broken up with you, he should have realized it was from the third grade. He's probably not a good boyfriend to have.
bootiehole 3
I bet he also thinkin what ther hell OPs uhthinkin wantin tuh be a fairyprincess and whert not! ahurhur!
genesisnirvana 11
18-this is random but who is 11 in the third grade?
scissorluvvv22 0
oh thats awful but your boyfriend will understand just go and tell him you will probley laugh about it later
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Your stepbrother's an asshole. Show your boyfriend the diary. It should be obvious it's from a long time ago. If he doesn't let you explain, he's not worth it. Why would he believe your stepbrother anyway? I can understand that causing you boyfriend to ask you about it, but to break up with you right away seems pretty irrational.
eminemchick 19
^i was 7 and 8 in third grade-.-
Keyman1212 14
25- to be honest, I didn't want to count out how old she would have been. I just chose a young age lol
Keyman1212 14
Besides that, you folks are only helping prove my point further.
SoccerRebel594 0
Moral of the story, write more specific diary entries or don't write them at all.
shelbygordon44 7
Yea I was like 9 or 10 lol
Amrel 10
People like bootiehole
scrapmetal58 9
I'm still in Grade 3. :'(
paynee 0
Ikr
n_epic_fail 14
find a better hiding place, then this won't happen. but lol FYL
PutItIn 8
Step Brothers
Laurenlou 24
OP, why do you still have your diary from 3rd grade? You should have thrown it away by now. But FYL for your boyfriend believing your step brother!
mickygd 4
He's an idiot for jumping to conclusions. The diary entry would display the date of when it was written.
nimrodjd 0
He was obviously looking for a reason to break up with her and the stepbrother gave it to him
heygirlie777 21
Lots of girls, including myself, like to keep their diaries and later go back and read them.
roseXthorns 8
That sucks. Your boyfriend should've talked to you before dumping you.
bootiehole 3
loves you
zuzupetalsYO 11
Especially if the info came from your bro. Your bf is dumb.
everybodyluvsMEN 0
The real reason your brother told him is because he wants you all to himself! WINCEST
Jaxx66 21
Yeah. If your boyfriend left you over something someone else said (especially your siblings!) be glad he's gone! But it still does suck, I'm sorry :(
YayFlameWarz 9
Wait, you had a boyfriend in 3rd Grade?
xavier1623 4
Such discriminating evidence should be burnt incase of such events or future children reading and mocking you. Learn from that fail.
lissalove17 8
3- I believe the word you're looking for is "incriminating".
themacuser 0
I think bird is the word
zachherbert 10
I think junk in my trunk
MinkaGraham 0
#3 shutup.
takanuva0123 0
Wait. You had a boyfriend in third grade?
takanuva0123 0
I meant to say "crush"
sbsq11 0
Ikr
Cha0tic 3
I had my first kiss in kindergarten.
takanuva0123 0
Dumbass ^
kritz0 10
That would be way to young for having a relationship wait til you are in grade 4or5 to start dating
aFatFuck 0
Who dates in 4th or 5th grade!?!? You don't even know why the **** you're doing. What are your dates going to recess together? Honestly, I think even junior high/middle school is to young...who wants that awkward car drive where some one else has to drive you and your date.. But really 4th grade? Come on
bizarre_ftw 22
Not that surprising. I had crushes in preschool. I think I started around age.... ~4? or 3? Idk honestly but I remember having the reputation as the girls secret weapon in our boy girl war because I'd run around trying to kiss the boys. It was hilarious!!! (and frighteningly foreshadowing! I'm a Huge flirt now, I swear it's just my nature I don't even realize I'm doing it! I'm probably going to end up a nympho [that's the word for sex crazied women right?])
crazychick1269 7
to prove most peoples theories wrong... I had my first kis in preschool, first real kiss in fifth grade, first movie date in fifth grade... let's just say I'm advanced and a big flirt:)
Lachiew 11
Shut the hell up pansies. How is grade 4-5 right to start dating. I had a Girlfriend in year1.
crazychick1269 7
#110 so lol I'm confused does that mean you never had a girlfriend or have always had one?
physicist48 0
Invite your brother up to the roof to look at the stars one night. Then either lock him up there or push him off. Whichever you are feeling at the time.
genesisnirvana 11
You seem to have experience in this
jackien1 6
don't get why there are thumbs downs. love the comment.
Jaxon26 0
Who has a BF in THIRD GRADE?
Boredumm 6
Lol if it was me i would plot something along the lines of ruining his relationship or making sure he never gets laid :]
NinjaNay 0
Shiit, I did lol...
mylyfesux98 3
I had a "boyfriend" in third grade, thank you very much.
ollie179 21
Today, my girlfriends stepbrother told me she has a crush on a cute 7 year old named Robert and dosn't like me anymore. FML
izzabella43 0
I see what you did there
thegypsy 0
Bahahahahahah!
K3707H 0
cheese
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
swiss
volley4eva1698 0
cheddar bitch
hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0
SWISS CHEESE BITCHES
rattusrattus 19
Blue Vinny.
alisakittykat 0
Turtle
i13Zero 5
Parmesan
btnhdude 0
money.
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
that sucks. really bad. you should go to ur boyfriend explain, and smack your stepbrother upside the head for being a Dick.
brohamas16 7
dick moveeee
crazychick1269 7
And what would you do in his sitch? lol
shay__angel__ 5
That sucks. I'm sorry that that happened to. You