sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
beablue18
Germany
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Tinkerer
United States
Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
ugh
Canada
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
poorbeauty
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Snoopy
Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
What have I done?
Amsterdam, Netherlands
As it should
Today, I was so envious of my thin, pretty, genetically perfect sister getting a date that I lied to my mom, saying she was a prostitute. I made a fake escort page and used her pics. My mom lost her shit and kicked my sister out, but now the guilt is eating me up. FML
Top comments
BeccaHugs 17
A smart little entrepreneur your sister is. If she ever starts a business, I would invest.
Ambient25 25
This is the part where you put Nair in her shampoo
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cheesebond 29
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webbface 25
Wtf? Seriously? Anyways, that sucks OP but it's kinda funny. Should learn to hide your diary. ;)
Obey_StudBoii 23
#1 You're an ass. No one cares that you were first to comment.
BeccaHugs 17
A smart little entrepreneur your sister is. If she ever starts a business, I would invest.
lennelleong 33
Her sister is unethical, puts money over sisterly loyalty. I doubt that diary was hers to partition off and dispose as she did. What makes you think if she starts a company, she won't screw you investors over?
SamanthaNGoree 10
12- Wow, way to take a comment WAY too seriously..
Ambient25 25
Thank you #12 for being #2's broker...
lennelleong 33
#13, you take artificial gunk i.e. make-up way too seriously.
Treveyon56 14
Wow someone had a huge bowl of carnation instant bitch this morning.
Alicestraza 33
Wow #25, that's your comeback? Attacking her appearance just because you can't take a joke?
rockstar362 8
25, you're judging 13s use of make up via FML comment? Really?
hashshim 23
wait. where's #1?
then000bster 16
Hey, some people know how to make money (:
webbface 25
I'm glad you changed your comment.
zahra_786 19
Really? your own sisters?! I'm sorry OP, that must have been very hurtful and annoying to hear! I hope there was nothing too bad written in there.
SamanthaNGoree 10
I hope you get a cut of the profit.
Ambient25 25
Yes a nice and embarrassing cut of the profit
thatnucca 36
I could picture her making up some fake diary pages and selling them to your exes if and when you run out of juicy stuff to sell... Lol
Ambient25 25
This is the part where you put Nair in her shampoo
epicRawrz 16
That is just so evil but so right.
ViRepz 28
Or put bread on her face while she is asleep on the beach.
Jake_Hale 7
Or bleach
thatnucca 36
Really? bleach? Smdh
ksks1234 33
Nair in the shampoo doesn't work well. You can smell the Nair and know something is up. Put some dye in a capsule and put that in the shower head.
Obey_StudBoii 23
That's just..that's wrong. She went behind your back and invaded your privacy.
aimeegoldberg 22
Thank you Mother Teresa
LennyComa 39
Wow. They were paying for it, You're either a talented writer or your ex boyfriends are shallow twats. Also you need to slap your sister upside her traitorous head.
lagrimae 9
that sounds like my sister. I hope you'res and my never met up. It could be the end for us.
_tequierodianna 14
yours*
Alycat6363 15
I'm sorry your own sister would do that to you, OP. That's really insensitive, and a violation of your privacy.