Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
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twenty2182 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
xFenix81x 0
Next time, make sure you delete everything, idiot.
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twenty2182 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
bmach 0
This.
Naheelawhatwhat 0
umm yea, you're an idiot. theres no two ways about it. You completely deserved what you got for being stupid and not deleting your whorish pics.....I put naughty pics on my phone/camera too but atleast I have common sense enough to delete them when my parents etc need to use my camera.
Xero3g 5
Well, at least he complimented you. It could've been "oh and you have saggy ****.'
mojomojo_fml 5
I agree with #1, but she can't post the pics... cuz they were on the phone... which is no longer in her possession :( Hopefully, the guy who bought the phone visits FML... SIMILAR thing happened to me, except it wasn't because of *my* carelessness. I had an old phone in my room that had pics and videos of my GF and me; my mom (without asking) gave it to a relative that broke his phone. I'd say FML, but when I stole it back, it had pics of *his* GF! :-D
mcsnelly 5
OH MY GOD I HATE people who say "pics or it didn't happen" on every FML that has something to do with being naked!! IT'S ANNOYING!!
kewlcat 0
its a 4chan reference
Saoul_fml 0
I think it's "**** or GTFO" is their Rule. Anyways, that sucks. Perhaps you should remove any personal information from your devices before you send them out.
BannedDistress78 0
my point exactly lol
Kyothine 0
I'm going to reply to the first post to get my comment on the top, even though my comment has nothing to do with the first one!
Fishboxen 0
Share and share alike.
gigi_bella 0
You guys got together and hooked up after the fact, correct?
fearthesteer 2
I thott that same thin lmao
xFenix81x 0
Next time, make sure you delete everything, idiot.
I_ate_pikachu 0
I know! How the hell do you forget something like that? If I had nude pics on my phone, I would be too afraid to let anyone even hold it! D:
Guuurlplease 0
I know!
crizzy 0
Seriously, how do u forget to Master reset the phone. Smh.
natsaysheyyy 16
And this is why I don't even take any nude pictures. It makes way for mistakes. You NEVER know who could get their hands on something like that. You should be happy he didn't threaten to post those pictures all over the Internet unless you gave him money or something.
mischief8 0
Not too smart. Think deleting nudes of yourself is common knowledge. YDI
Tubasaurus 0
You didn't have the common courtesy to do a factory reset on the phone? That's generally what you do before selling electronics containing personal info.
sn1992 0
lmfao owned! ydi for sure,
NGM_47 0
I like the way he just slipped in the last part casually, lol....but yes, FYL and a YDI for not deleting the pics...so both!!
Lambshanks 0
That's really hot.
shewasalmost18 0
im assuming that he also liked the pictures of your boyfriend's shlong
iambatman123 0
Good thing you have nice ****, cause you don't sound too bright.
jnewport 0
Haha, nice.
bskballa92 0
I bet that's the most he's ever paid for ****.
justme8977 0
oh my. you win the award for best comment of the day. i just put it in the mail.