Today, my family, including my 2 year old niece, went to the zoo. We were at the lion exhibit. I was holding my niece so she could get a better view of the lions. As I was holding her, the lions started to roar. She got so scared that she peed. Her diaper wasn't very absorbent, but my shirt was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML
Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spat directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated, then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML
Today, I had my first ever shift at the zoo. My job is to explain the characteristics and habits of various animals to the visitors. A five-year-old outsmarted me while I was talking about lions. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Nah, she wasn't scared. She was marking her territory. That lion would have gotten it's ass kicked if you didn't intervene.
momov2 0
good thing you aren't a parent then. since becoming a parent I've been peed on, pooped on, vomited on, and used as a human Kleenex. Just kinda goes with the job. especially when the kid is sick
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Comments (109)
clarinetgarza 0
haha ooh a do do
rohosoccer08 1
that's not that bad, wait till you have kids... it happens sometimes
littlemissdqgirl 8
Thankfully that hasn't happened to me yet:)
teresa_009 0
well it could have been worse. you could have dropped her over the edge...
rawrcupcakesz 0
Damn OP buy some good diapers. Or just use your shirt for diapers.
todo350 0
cup. op wouldnt be putting the diapers on the child? its just his neice...
rohosoccer08 1
rawr it's not op's kid... not her responsibility to buy the diapers... and even with the most absorbant diapers my son always peed too fast for them and it would leak through
todo350 0
thankyou, roho, for repeating what i just said incase others missed it.
rawrcupcakesz 0
If I see that my niece needs better diaper I go buy them. I love her to death<3
rohosoccer08 1
todo your comment wasn't up when I put mine up
todo350 0
fair nuf :3
RODEOqueen 0
I agree that thus really isn't an FML... Kids pee through diapers all the time. OP is lucky it wasn't poop. That happens a lot too. :/
rohosoccer08 1
yeah rodeoqueen, my daughter does that a lot!
buddybudda 0
ha, you got peed on
rawrcupcakesz 0
buddy were you the one that peed on OP. And I never got to thank you for standing up for me:)
Finnish 0
yes and it would definately have been an "accident" after what the neice did :-P
Finnish 0
dropping the neice over the edge to be with the lions my bad iPod is slightly fail
cincin75 0
well done lion, and well done niece. ;)
andruha1123 5
can't think of a good comment for this fml
cincin75 0
btw, well done shirts.
deathcab7 0
lions rockkk.
puppergens 0
Punt it into the lion cage.
jgilez 0
and then RKelly awoke and thought to himself it was a quite pleasant dream.
Eskild97 0
Lol
ALERI0N 0
50- stop touching yourself.
marysfml 0
my bro peed on my moms chest when she was changing his diaper once ahahaha whn I was reading the beginning parts i thought it was going to say that you dropped her in or something hahaha but that's like impossible . . .
gasbreakdipdip 0
50 losse your shirt?
Vaati_fml 20
I was scared that that's what happened.
ajohnson2318 0
you deserved it. dumbass.
sweet_thangVA 0
Uh how did OP deserve this?
dfolse 0
Why?
whatevermajorlos 0
yikes. that sucks. time to change diapers ((:
KINGOFDEATHMETAL 0
yea I agree
Dopeyrox 0
lmfao I'd be pissed
mylifeisaverage9 0
I see what you did there o.O
bambamcachoo 0
Awww, :( You were trying to be nice haha
todo350 0
your a babee
rawrcupcakesz 0
she looks like that Internet famous sence chick. I forgot her name.
ninjanate 0
yes, she is.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Haha aww. I feel sorry for both you and your niece!
coledes19 0
fail
monkeygirl92 0
Aww it's not that bad. My 1 year old niece always pees on me. Not purposely but still. it's ok
ciararocks1000 0
Loser
beastmodes 0
haha that sucks mann
FYLDeep 26
Nah, she wasn't scared. She was marking her territory. That lion would have gotten it's ass kicked if you didn't intervene.
VvCJHvV 6
Lmao ^^^ win
penflower 0
#19 FTW!
LilAfo 4
hahah # 19 roxx