Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
deadhead2112 0
you no yr a red neck when u go to a NASCAR race in stead of yr daughters wedding...sucks lmfao
cnjyankeecub 1
I see the rednecks have their priorities in order....
SBD1138 4
wow, your parents sure are rednecks, aren't they
gonaners16 4
YDI for planning you wedding on race day. And to those who keep spewing the redneck stereotype... Not everyone who watches or goes to NASCAR races is a drunk hill billy slob. MOST aren't. Drunk slobs appear at pretty much every sport. Also, there's a LOT that goes into making a race team. Driving those cars is far from regular cars that anyone drives... but you're too into the stereotype to bother figuring that out. The pit crew has to be strong and fit... have you ever seen them do a stop? This isn't even considering anything happening in the garage, or any other technical things. It's so much more than a guy in a car... I'd like to kick the person that started the redneck thing >.>
skittycat213 19
Yes!! Thank you!
lovestrong 0
Why the **** did you plan your wedding on a NASCAR race?! 0.o Lmao, I'm kidding :) That sucks ass though. Get a bouncer, and when they try to show up at the reception, - because hillbillies LOVE food - don't let them in. Problem solved :)
annanonomus 0
Well #92, World of Warcraft is better than a hot girlfriend. Most of those kinds of girls are too high maintenance anyway. Besides, what are the chances of staying with a hot girlfriend (who's high maintenance and more than likely self centered) and getting married? Probably not good. but that's just my opinion, I'm a girl myself and there's no way I'd choose a hot boyfriend over WoW. Then again, I don't need to, my husband plays it with me and he's gorgeous!
Daaani 0
Hillbillies are extinct. And wooooooow don't get too worked up about what people are saying.. :P They are entitled to their own opinions. :)
Sdras 0
I feel for you OP, I'm in sort of the same situation. My dad isn't coming to my wedding because he can't find a dogsitter... Don't let it ruin your wedding too much.
Hommus 0
@ 181 That sucks dude....cant his dog survive for one day on his own? aaand to keep this post relevant , im not saying everyone who watches NASCAR is a hillbilly but the signs sure indicate it here, I mean only crazy white people miss their childrens weddings for a dumb pet,but to miss your sons wedding for NASCAR....now, thats something only a hillbilly could do
HisShadow 1
forget them. they are white trash.
jay4who7 0
the meaning of readneck lol