Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
Blacksmokehick 0
hahahaha yeah buddy, i would have done the same thing, racing under the lights at bristol is the best race ever. personally, u
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Rednecks???
rykafron 0
don't rednecks have weddings at NASCAR races anyway? why you be stressin'?
misspookiexo 0
if it makes you feel better the race is in my town & i wish your parents along with the other 190,000 people would get the heck out. :)
davek 36
Whoa, that neck is about as red as a beetroot.
do_it_right 4
NICE...GO JEFF GORDON!!!
gonaners16 4
BIFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! although... I have a fond memory involving Gordon: watching everyone throw beer/pop/water bottles at his car after he won the Chicagoland race. heh. =D
hockeychick8 0
#18 agreed lol
sallen0046 4
It's your own fault. There's a reason you chose your wedding dates very carefully and check the dates with important guests. From what I understand these tickets can be very pricey and generally have to be purchased well in advance. This might be what you consider the most important day of your life, but other people have lives and plans of their own. Take that into consideration next time you plan something you find important.
was744 0
REDNECK
Noiesha 0
that's ****** up