Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
chicknugget5 4
fail
thefallenoo 0
move your wedding to the NASCAR race
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
yeah, your best option here is to just kill them both.
legonut4 0
racing is very important to Resnais you were probably conceived at one
MarkSeattle 0
that's messed up
legonut4 0
*rednecks
420pium 0
i hate when that happens
fakeaccountX 6
nobody ****** likes NASCAR
tromber1 0
sucks to be you
RachelTheLoser 0
NASCAR ftw! :D
x1baller1x 0
ohh that sucks.
YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0
first!
Mineshminah 2
#30 You're gayyyy
andruha1123 5
USA is one ****** up country
AlesanaLTL 0
**** them, you shouldn't want them there if they are that big of assholes.
StunnerSarah 0
NASCAR > Weddings. :PP Jk.
lalala31_fml 0
hahahahaa this is amazing
Stupified 0
Them prolly spent good money on dem tickets n dinnut wanna go ta yer cheap ass shot gun wedding.
MyNameIsInvictus 0
**** white people. JUST KIDDING!
the_flirtt 0
lol rednecks ftw !!
BREADEDELF 3
At least your fiance won't be at the race. That would make for an awkward wedding.
bigblue95 0
never understood nascar. u jus drive around in a circle for 5 hrs. wats so interesting about tht. jus look at the highway
arc794 0
Ah. Step moms are such bitches.
Cooluu 5
nothing like inhaling car emissions and burnt rubber
bballnsoftball 0
typical rednecks... fyl. :(
2kool4skoolyo 0
people who go NASCAR events have an IQ average of 84 that's the same as Bush's
RTRbryant 0
54 - probably half the people here are american and agree that this is an fml..?
nyrangers1022 6
ur step mom and ur dad are brother/sister if they go to Nascar races. damn hillbillies, wuts so exciting of watching a car go around the track hundreds of times of only left hand turns
BigRob247 0
Dude, Its Bristol :D The World's Fastest Half Mile :D Only race i actually watch :D Google It abt to be on in abt an hour or so
givants 0
I don't even like NASCAR but there's a rce here in so. cal on oct 8 and am there!!! it's my b day!
Cates500 0
77 your gayy. NASCAR is awesome
fakeking2 0
I'm glad my neck is black
FootballFreak4 3
lol ^
remy3106 10
99 is ******* hot ;) haha and Ive never been to a race but I watch them sometimes
nishant5456 0
NASCAR FTW!!! but it's alright, gratz on wedding though!!!
Mjfalcon 8
have any of you been to a NASCAR race? I will say the wedding is more important, and fyl op, but NASCAR races are one of the most fun things you can attend. not much fun to watch though.
43bubba34 25
77 everyday is just another reason for drunken rednecks to gather around and drink more.
whatchalookinat 0
at 77 your a drunk gay redneck
Shokz992 0
99 - "77 your gayy" - If that doesn't conclusively prove people who go to NASCAR races have an average IQ of 84, I don't know what could.
Brittney_E 0
after people have seen 'The Final Destination', i wouldn't want to go to a NASCAR race either ._.
darienXdisaster 0
18 wins.:D
obrienology 4
yup... sucks
SmylieVyrus 0
I'd rather watch my grandma take a shit than watch that ******* NASCAR garbage. what a ******* waste of resources.
atomicwedgie4u 0
just as long as they send a gift who cares.
locklock 0
^^^^agreeed
lurchin_10 0
haha FYL NASCAR is terrible
yesYDI 0
YDI For having a wedding YDI For having a dad
CassidyLovesPigs 0
Ydi for having hicks for parents.
mizzleshizzle 0
you know you're a red neck WHEN...
buzz18 7
nascar is cool stuff though
Ludii_fml 0
lol @ 140 but if theyre tickets to a nascar race f his life.
_TONGAN_ 5
That's When U Know Ur A Redneck!!
aekkoukla 0
lol 99 you look like Justin bieber so don't go around calling OTHER people gay:)
rimouski 0
lmao #73 omg wait wait.... omg another left turn. yesh ^.^
black_knight402 0
Announcer "he's making a left turn", "looks like another left turn", "I wonder what he's going to do next"...... announcers are so useless in NASCAR
xJC77x 0
171 is the only person on FML who has comments worth reading.
boyguydudemalema 0
dude nascar is like the best sport in the world i espcially like the left turn . . . yes thay was a sarcastic joke . . .
tweetbaby14 18
NASCAR the most important thing in the world... to a hillbilly
iTzAeroz 0
if it ain't white it ain't right
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
41- drunken rednecks like NASCAR. look a left turn....another left turn!!
bookbee 2
So, 36, you are calling those people hillbillies, and then YOU say NASCAR is gay. What a shining beacon of urban sophistication you have proven yourself to be, my dear.
benny2465 0
haha legonut win
Blacksmokehick 0
**** you, dont judge nascar when people who like nascar dont judge your sport, you dumbass piece of shit. unless you are a fiel fairy prancing around like a little ******.
joooeee 3
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.... NASCAR
RGHTre 0
184: Without announcers, how would you know if Kyle got Sunoco fuel for his doublemint Toyota Camri? How would you know If Kyle was given two Goodyear tires, or just the standard four Goodyear tires? How would you know who out-raced Montoya for first place? You wouldn't, that's how. Kyle Busch FTW! Life it seems, will fade away. Drifting further every day. Getting lost within myself. Nothing matters, no one else. I have lost the will to live. Simply nothing more to give. There is nothing more for me. Need the end to set me free! No one but me, can save myself! Oh! It's too late! Now I can't think: think why I should even try! Yesterday seems as though it never existed! Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye! (*Goodbye!*)
rudiznell 0
******* have your wedding in the pit or something
guyfromnm 0
it's sad that on usa's worst day we are better than any other country on their best day.
YdiYouJ3w 0
Ya but calling stuff gay is not hillbilly'ish.
joeb95 0
ydi for not liking NASCAR
aquilae_fml 0
agreed
AUfan92 0
lmao @123 but I think 84 might be a little generous. More like in the 60's. The iPhone mirror picture while trying to be cool by wearing sunglasses inside doesn't help.
catlover5299 18
but the wrecks...?
greeneyedgoalie7 0
great family
MadPercussion 0
damn rednecks
inkdeath87 18
Well it's her stepmom's fault
EmilyIsLHAO 0
FYL
epr 0
Legitable reason.
nmsm 1
No way. NASCAR is sooo lame...
nickb93 0
NASCAR itself is boring but the parties in the infield are badass
Nena713 0
Legitable?? I think you mean legitimate. There is no reason you should miss your childs wedding, unless you're on your deathbed.
QueenPersephone 9
Legitable. New word of the day.
VivaLaCobra22 0
Your use of the word legitable just goes to show how low of an IQ people who watch NASCAR have.
chicknugget5 4
haha I was finally first
uhazsquiads 0
fail
Freeze_fml 17
He's first. He's just too stupid to know how to reply.
uhazsquiads 0
lol 38
chicknugget5 4
no im not stupid. your just a mother ******
ArbiterOfFML 24
Your? That proves you are a dumbass. [You're]
Link5794 18
No, you're stupid.
xXscream_girlXx 0
Now THAT is bullshit!
Jakofalltrades18 0
Did they make their plans beforehand? if so maybe thy told you and you planned over them.
lmaourlifeismess 0
true!
DisturbedCupcake 3
awe :( I'm sorry. that sucks, hun.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
heyyitshannah 0
aha right she planned him to leave because she is a bitch.