Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Top comments
iheartglasses 0
Well maybe he isn't having a wedding.. People get married at court houses all the time and considering he's an older man, maybe he didnt find it necessary to invite everyone and have all the frills. It's him and his new wife's special day. Don't be selfish
Schizomaniac 24
You're not invited! Do I win?
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Comments (39)
karinabeby 0
sucks /:
stephanie0613 0
Your dad is a douche Op. FYL.
partridgeA 0
Well on the bright side, he called to let you know
perdix 31
Why would he? You are the demon spawn from that hellhound of a first wife that ruined his life. He's finally moving on with a woman who hopefully won't be as nasty a bitch as your mom.
FYLDeep 26
Must be trying to cut ties. Although it never says that he was married. Might have just knocked a bitch up.
Bloodberry 0
Stop drinking haterade for a few days... damn. There is a great chance Te father just called op ti let him/her know, not thinking it was a big deal. There are so many possibilities to this.
st0815 9
I was thinking that too - maybe he just doesn't want a wedding party and isn't inviting anyone.
RebelHeart7 0
why do I get the feeling he's marrying a man?
DocBastard 40
Bloodberry and st0815, clearly you were NOT thinking that perdix was talking bullshit. Learn the art of sarcasm. It will do you well here.
lilbittybaby123 0
wow. unnecessary.
mintcar 10
Aw, I'm sorry.
catnip216 0
Yeah, that sucks, OP. My ex-stepfather didn't bother telling my sister (his daughter) about his re-marriage at all. She found out after the fact, from a friend who happened to be related to the woman. ****** up thing is, it's not like they're not on speaking terms. They talk to & see each other on a regular basis, he just didn't think it might be nice to let her know she had a new stepmother.
iheartglasses 0
Well maybe he isn't having a wedding.. People get married at court houses all the time and considering he's an older man, maybe he didnt find it necessary to invite everyone and have all the frills. It's him and his new wife's special day. Don't be selfish
Schizomaniac 24
You're not invited! Do I win?
DocBastard 40
Schitzo, good to see you back. But no, you don't win, you big loser.
Schizomaniac 24
Thank you. It's good to be back. (Isnt that what I'm supposed to say?) Optimus Prime told me to guess, so I guessed.
sourgirl101 29
Finally, I now know what OP stands for. *Yea and nice to see you back, Tiger fan.
Schizomaniac 24
You can thank the mods for my absence. :P Credit goes to Ignorance for Optimus Prime. I stole it.
sourgirl101 29
I thought you were only gone because you needed to study like a good little student. Little did I know!(:
DocBastard 40
Sorry, but Ignorance is wrong. OP stands for Outlandish Penis.
machiko_fml 0
Atleast you don't have to make the journey there.
IHATERI 0
if you werent invited then why the **** did he call you. rape.
aback 5
He's marrying a stripper or transsexual. Wave "bye-bye" to any inheritance.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Yeah! >:O I bet she forgot to tell OP's dad about her 8 other kids. hehehe >:)