Anonymous
Father, you mean father
Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Let it go
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Not the daddy-o
The boy is mine
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Divorcee
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Derek
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
hailsatan666
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
helenablitz
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Breaking news
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Top comments
Bogrbon 27
Well, should be good evidence in the divorce proceedings, though I don't think you'll get custody of the kids...
RichardPencil 32
If you could get the ******* to pay child support, you'd have it made. You'd be much richer and you'd get to bang a cheating ***** just for fun. Win-win!
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Bogrbon 27
Well, should be good evidence in the divorce proceedings, though I don't think you'll get custody of the kids...
RichardPencil 32
If you could get the ******* to pay child support, you'd have it made. You'd be much richer and you'd get to bang a cheating ***** just for fun. Win-win!
tounces7 28
Well the one upside here is you won't have to pay child support after the divorce.
Gradask 10
Oh that sucks, it must be hard on you and the kids.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Congratulations, you married a cheating *****. One word - Divorce.