Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
vbmg152 19
NASCAR Sucks!! I live in Nascar country and I hate it. all the rednecks with their Nascar hats and t shirts! who'd wanna miss their kids wedding for that crap!!
xdanixx 0
that's not very nice! your step mum sounds like a bitch
JPcrazysquirrel3 0
"oh look! they're makin' a left turn!" "oh look! they're makin' another left turn! ^_^
stlphil 0
That's what happens when your family is composed mainly of hoosiers. I'm from the mid-west so that means white trash.
turdontoast 8
Wow, jackass. Back off Indiana. I know the state sucks, but we aren't white trash.
stlphil 0
Where I'm from everyone uses the term "hoosier" and it does not refer to anyone in the state of Indiana - look some things up...you're obviously on-line. Refrain from calling people names when you don't know the use of the word elsewhere. :)
canzo378 0
guess you don't have a dad anymore... you should refuse to talk with him for the rest of his life
Thatguywhotrolls 0
I suggest sterilising yourself, then killing them. Don't want too many of those jeans floating around, do we(
rockinguitar 4
Bristol is a pretty awesome track tho. can't deny that
hydraj 0
just let your parents know when they get old u r sending them to the crappiest retirement home ever!
Zebidee 9
The post doesn't say what state you're from, but I'll bet I could narrow it down...
nr8787 0
your folks are fake and gaaaay!!!!