Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
texashater75 16
Too bad your parents would rather watch Red Neck Racing then go to your wedding. Maybe they were worried that they wouldn't be able to find you wedding because they would have to make a right turn to get there.. Or maybe they all still mad that you didn't marry your cousin like they wanted. You should have told them that you hired a banjo player for the reception and had free moonshine.
mcmurray15 1
lol good for them!!!!...i hope its a good race...n u should move the date the race is way more important
xohockeyfreak10x 0
NASCAR sucks. & they sound like assholes
99chevyz71 0
ok nascar haters. u all suck!! NASCAR is not redneck and not gay. im not gay or redneck and i love nascar
proski 0
nice parents you have
dylan211996 0
CAN U SAY REDNECK hahahaa
youngill 0
are you marrying your cousin?
patrickpe69na 0
only in alabama
batman8 0
#17 WIN!
MadamGeek 0
If that is the way they are actually going to treat you, you are better off not having them there. Even if it hurts that they blew you off. Don't let it ruin you and your husbands day. You'll be surrounded by the people that actually care. Have a good time, and I hope everything works out for the best. =) (Just make sure that that is actually true though before you make any rash decisions. Since, it is your 'step-mother'. Talk to your Dad, alone, instead to get all the correct information.)