Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
ERich331 3
thank god your brothers not going or else there'd be no husband!
Fedor_fml 0
that sucks a big one...
turdontoast 8
Not everyone who likes NASCAR is a redneck, so stop stereotyping. Anyway, FYL OP. I love NASCAR, but I'd never miss my kids wedding for it.
coffee_enima 0
Honey, this is your dad. That Is NOT what I said!!!
morgantaylahh 0
you know your a redneck if....
alex31590_fml 0
once again another American proves their mediocrity ...America Fails
beastinbooty 0
she seems like a bitch
XxAkaiYukixX 0
At least you don't have to deal with them taking over your house twice every year. -.-
goatless 0
Gotta love em' rednecks. Y'all from Texas?
mr_miyagi 0
at least your brother will be there... even if he is the groom