Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
babe7260 30
What a bitch!!!!! Who the hell misses one of the most special days of their child's life.... Their wedding, to attend a ******* NASCAR race???? I would be totally crushed !!!! Totally feel for you OP, hope they realized how crazy they were being & got their priorities straight!!!!!!!
aquaman95 7
in the words of my girlfriend yay another left turn
skittycat213 19
Alright look, yes it sucks that they'd skip your wedding. but to everyone whose hating on NASCAR just back off. It's not just a redneck sport and there is so much more that goes into racing than just "left turns". How about you all don't knock it till you've tried it?!
anders09ma 7
Evil step mom...
mackischillin 5
The three "R's" reading, righting (writing) and redneckery. They forgot the fourth "R" racecars
dirtygoalie30 3
You know your parents are rednecks when..
shinikageWolf 15
Have your wedding AT the NASCAR track. "You can run but you can't hide BWAHAHAHA"
purple_snow 4
Left turn
AlexCanada77 13
Turning left at speeds over 75 mph for 4 hours? Or a wedding? Geez, i feel bad for you, OP. hope you have a great wedding!
Striker_Jr 16
Looks like your wedding took a left turn for the worst