Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
OwNowBrownCow 0
white trash
ayychico 0
**** her life, not yours. you couldve just grabbed a cart and pretend they were strangers.
mona_is_here 10
is he by any chance related to the guy who proposed to his gf in mcdonalds?
JessWazHere 0
Save money. Live better. Walmart
marinus_fml 20
fyl for having a stepdad.
ZoroFresh 0
ok and? y aren't u happy for mommy?
MrLefty 8
wow... redneck or white trash. either way I feel sorry for you so, FYL. but yeah, just pretend you don't them. I live in a town where that could potentially happen, or there are people who would if they wanted to.
is300k 0
hey they're having rollback so maybe you can score some cheap shit. it's a Win Win
givants 0
yeah I agree with the previous comment, at least is not you getting married, you have your life to make something you can be proud of, and guess what. they are "adults" you don't have to take care of them or anything
Nylecroc 0
Canned ham to the left and bagged cereal to the right... awww the romance.
s2000lover 0
but it's walmart.
arc794 0
Did he buy the ring there as well?
Sassy_Caasi16 0
when I think of Florida I hunk beautiful beaches and tan people... not white trash...
Sassy_Caasi16 0
** think
Nylecroc 0
I think the real question is... reception at Target?
wishard33 0
8 WIN hahaha!!
DudeImWayBetter 0
I love shopping at the dollar store because I don't have to dress up like I'm shopping at walmart or something
DudeImWayBetter 0
he probably got the ring from one of those 50 cent machines that give you stuff at walmart, but don't worry it probably took him a couple trys to get the ring so atleast your mom's marrage is worth more than 1 dollar
cheergirly789 4
aww fyl hun
marc_is_me 0
this isn't an fml your mums getting married
dreamering 16
Think positive. Better at Wal-Mart than at some Chinese daily on the corner
blo0_starZz 0
exactly! so wat if he proposed in walmart; mayb he wanted smthn different! & the only thing th@ matters is shes gettin married! selfish -.-
jassporah 0
96- you're not alone on that one. smh
catatonicsleep 17
you can have people that are like family without them being actually related, if her mum's been with the guy a while he may feel like family already.
andruha1123 5
92, did you really just spelt that, 'th@'? WTF?
18roses 0
classy
Hyperactiveee 0
Very classy xD
edensucksatlife 0
Ya think?
comatoast 0
let me guess, your step dad is also your uncle isn't he???
lexy216 0
lol did you ever see the movie with thegirls who had a baby in wal mart.. lo if you didn't you should see it now lol
ajohnson2318 0
(banjo playing in the background)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
111: My thoughts exactly -__-
iSitt 0
their wedding pics can be featured at the People Of Walmart fan site
missyfarnes 2
no, the reception has to be at Sams Club!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Did he propose with a Ring Pop?
nyrangers1022 6
definetly a southern thing. rednecks, lol
rudiznell 0
Did they get married today? Your SOON to-be step-dad. btw who takes family trips to Walmart? If your old enough you post on FML, and you went on this "mandatory trip" you have no life :P
SMJ210 0
Coming Soon: My Big Fat Redneck Wedding. YeeHaw! We's gonna have us some good clean fun after we get hitched. Pig wrassilin. Ya'll come out now ya hear!
Tatiaraax3 0
13 ! Funny ! Lolz
amerrah 4
thats a little ghetto...
heykelsey 0
144 ftw
miranda1895 0
haha he's a fuckass dude i woulda took something off the shelf and threw it at him
Foxy_On_Fire 21
there is nothing wrong with white trash.
raymel 5
who takes family trips to wallmart? only in Florida :)
skittles88 0
ahahaa true.true.
ohdearkristen 0
I agree, fyl for having a stepdad. I cannot STAND mine, he's a fjdkdksndudj jerk.
danyfuckinheatle 0
your ****** selfish. get over yourself.
jweezy89 4
Ah redneck romance at it's finest. Where's the honeymoon? His favorite deer blind? Or that little fishin' spot he found the other day?
mayaaaxoxo 0
that's so romantic!!
BigdipperFML 0
today, I went on a family trip to walmart. FML
bobnorris 0
congratulations, you now qualify for a white trash black belt.
lerouxmaster 7
13 wins. I'm watching The Pursuit of Happiness. Where's the link ? IDK
aftoner 0
more like, Walmart- save money, buy shit, get out
Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
Nylecroc 0
yeah I actually thought about it too but whatever
Aero_boy 4
Lol you know you've made it to redneck when you take it to wal-mart. I think i'll make that my new motto from now on haha.
BakNBitz 0
I EADED MY OWN POOPOO!!!
sweetdreams999 0
haha that's hilarious. it would have been better if he asked them to ask her over the intercom :P
JesseJaymz 0
hahaha thanks for giving me the idea!
bmedds 0
haha my dad found my step mom at wal mart
jweezy89 4
Found? Was she lost?
bummervacation 10
you know you're a redneck if......
OwNowBrownCow 0
...you propose to your girlfriend at a wal-mart.
cbroxs17 0
Awwwwwww that's cute op. A little immiture and redneck, but cute.
kalopadi 0
wow great time!
tgabriel12 0
rednecks ftw!(:
icihappi 0
Very romantic...
porkchopsammich 0
awesome
allmidnighteyes 11
Ohhhh, the South...