Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
I thought it was business in the front party in the back
RaggleFrock 13
It's not 1985.
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Comments (92)
pu_ccca19 10
Ew guys with mullets look like horses
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Way to insult horses!
Devin91 20
At least he wants something ?
challan 19
Are you rocking the mullet? Is that why your head isn't in your pictures?! ;)
XTheDesertSongX 17
Ohhh, he'll be fine. Just give him a guitar and tell him to write a few songs, and before you know it, he'll be a country singing sensation!
krysxkatastrophe 14
Just let him do it. Once he realizes how bad it looks, don't let him go back for a while to get it fixed. Tell him that's what he wanted, so that's what he gets.
trahelion 0
I think it's time to have him put down :(
swedeNix 13
I just gonna ask what None Else did; how old is he? Bit diffrent if he is 7 or 17
Lightbulb830 4
"Mom, I want to look like a professional and a hard-worker... Yet, I want the ladies to know that I can let my hair down and have fun..."
perdix 31
Is he a lesbian?
AustinL90 4
What's wrong with a mullet?
rocketiquette 20
Looks like someones influenced by Jonny Craig. Jk. Only if he bribes others to buy MacBooks for cheap to buy drugs then I'd be concerned.