Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
I thought it was business in the front party in the back
RaggleFrock 13
It's not 1985.
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hereinnc 12
With my kids they have pretty much free range to get their hair cut however they want. They make a suggestion and we look it up online. Usually they find that what they are describing looks not exactly like what they really want. When I let them help make the decision on how their haircut will go it enables them to be more independent and it makes the hair-cutting experience go much smoother. I will add my son went through a mo-hawk phase for awhile there. It was not allowed at his school so every summer for 2 years on the last day of school once he was out he got a mo-hawk. That was wildest they ever got in regards to hair.
KjoeLjan 4
Sometimes I really miss the voting option "I don't see the problem".
jgunner1230 3
Let him get it :) it will make for great pictures to show future girlfriends :)
vbmg152 19
1985 called, they want their hairstyle back!
whogivesafuck88 10
They just called again, they want that joke back!
skyeyez9 25
Mullets, rat tails in the back, big hair sprayed curled bangs should never come back in style. Emo haircuts where half of your face is covered and you can only see out of one eye as well.
tinkybonk 10
Let the kid rock the mullet! Maybe he's the chosen one.
bfsd42 20
But OP. You should have put the state you live in so we can have a stereotyping war. Let me guess. Texas.
Needafarm 22
Ha ha..... that's cute. If you don't want to cut his hair that way then just him a Joe Dirt Wig. It might cost more than the hair cut, but you could be happy that he can take it off.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
were going Billy Ray Cyrus style up in this bitch tonight!
GingaNinja98 9
Girls love a mullet ;)