Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
I thought it was business in the front party in the back
RaggleFrock 13
It's not 1985.
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Comments (92)
Spottedfeather 7
Mullets are great. They are the hairdo of the gods, after all. Look at all the sculptures of the greek gods. They all have mullets.
tensley5822mom 0
At least he wants a hair cut.
LN666 2
every boy has a mullet at least once in their life. (: but depends on the extremity of the mullet .. eeek! Hope its decent looking!
homiechas24 3
Come on a mullet this ain't the 80s
Brak61 5
Hey, at least it's not a Mohawk!
jackhammerman 4
sorry to tell you but your son is going to be a redneck, this happened to one of my kids..... had to put him down
bwtchinheels 0
Brother says that all the time...
bringmethejordyn 7
Your son is, what we call here in Ireland, a pikey. Which means he is an inbred hillbilly who jacks cars and asks people for cigarettes and never buys his own. Good luck!
Joui_fml 11
What's wrong with a mullet?!
deransc 19
Joe Dirt!