buiuuum
United States
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ellieowenie
Sydney, Australia
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Anonymous
Germany
DIY Haircuts
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
DaveAlmighty
United States
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
missedout
York, United States
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
ben
United States
Follicularly challenged
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
baldygirl
United States
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Rye
United States
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Shrek
Haircut, haiiiiiirccuuuuuut
Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
TimeForAHairCut
Eugene, United States
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Top comments
evaki1 12
now you know his future job ;)
perdix 31
Smuggle him in to work while wearing an oversized smock, let him cut your customers' hair, and rack up the big tips! He won't need school -- he's a natural barber!
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evaki1 12
now you know his future job ;)
gunmania0 12
So his future job is to be a bender?
rallets 23
ahhh how i hate barbers, i can never find a good one :( hence my hair :P
wintamint101 7
well now you can ask him for pointers and tips
humorizer 14
Use this to your advantage! Hire him as your worker. Then just chill in the office playing Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction, and at the end of the shift, pay your kid in Oreos Double Stuf. Win-win!
humorizer 14
This is great news! Hire him as your newest employee. Now you can just sit in your office and play Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction and level up your necromancer, and then at the end of the shift, pay your son in Oreo Double Stuf cookies! It's a win-win situation.
gunmania0 12
His future job is being a bender?
humorizer 14
Dang it! My comment wouldn't appear the first time, and now it's there twice. Sad day. To the staff: Could you delete the second posting as well as this?
spazx 5
your hair looks awesome dude
Drclino 0
you must work at great clips! lol
ScarednWorried 6
This is so fake. Why do people even try to be on fml?
UnknownParticle 7
maybe you should try harder? :o
MrBoredGuy 1
that's what she said
xSonic 9
She should be proud of her son! :) Meanlike, she's obviously good so if her son is doing that well then he's a beast
ScarednWorried 6
fake
RebekahBrooke 9
change careers (:
77wade 0
hey u have nice hair
bewbies 3
I like her shirt
Cryingraven 1
I like her face!
Krispies_fml 17
It's not because someone does something better than you do that you do it bad to start with! ;-)
metallicshadow 16
he got those genes from you, and more
thebangzfan 10
the kid has talent!
The_limitless 4
your so pretty ;o
perdix 31
Smuggle him in to work while wearing an oversized smock, let him cut your customers' hair, and rack up the big tips! He won't need school -- he's a natural barber!
evaki1 12
Happy 7580th comment :)
teentee401 37
Hide him in your hat so he can control how you cut hair like in Ratatouille.
Friaza 29
Maybe the kid's a genius :D
PrimeStarscream 30
LOL, well, FYL.