Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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Top comments
Supermum43 0
Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol
Antivirus_fml 0
I love your son! XD !DNOCES :SP
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Comments (81)
dyld921 2
I dunno. Maybe he's right. How much hair do you have on your head anyway?
mushoo_fml 0
LOL. But it's a laugh-it-off, not an FML. Btw, did the barber respond by saying "Sir, I'll have to charge you double - one to find the hair and the other to cut it!"
genius_man16 1
*pushes the 'so what?' button*
MR_OHCRAP 0
I agree with #34. The FMLs are shit these days, it is as if everyone here is a softy. I mean, come on...
stone_light 0
op is just stupid. That is the EXACT same thing i would say to my dad. he knows better than to set himself up for that.
jasonsaied 1
um did you think nobody could notice it before that?
cassdede 0
that's not really an FML cause alot of men don't have hair on their scalp
jskibabe22 4
so what button?? that's hilariously lame!!!
Antivirus_fml 0
I love your son! XD !DNOCES :SP
reset_button 0
While we're here, get a sense of humor. YDI for not whining instead of laughing about it.
BeeSkwaird 0
YDI for whining instead of laughing about it.
Vaetrus 0
I don't get why old guys do get like half an inch of hair trimmed off their sides. ... why bother?
MLSxxox 3
That sucks... You can borrow some of mine if you want lol ko xxox
Supermum43 0
Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol
abdur 0
Oh well, truth hurts doesn't it?
keepitundercover 0
Your kid sounds adorable, and very quick-witted. This made me laugh :)
MisterWho_fml 0
That's endearing, not an FML.
danielrp34 7
Who cares? You're bald, be proud.
Amysbodybetrayal 0
As my dad says, bald is beautiful. :) OP, embrace your thinning hair. Or go for the Full Monty, and shave the rest of it off! :D