Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
I thought it was business in the front party in the back
RaggleFrock 13
It's not 1985.
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Comments (92)
karkid619 8
Quit commenting twice bitch!
rubberduckie94 13
Who cares? It's hair. Let him get it. Don't let your bad memories of the cool mullet wearing kids of the eighties kicking your butt stop your son from having what he wants done.
muffinXmonster 12
Don't let him watch "Hanna Montana" anymore
metalflower01 7
I'm in cosmetology school right now, and I have no ******* idea why, but people keep coming in asking for versions of mullets. I'm hesitant to do the job... But when I finish men and women alike seem to jump with joy. :( I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
bprince25 0
and an 80's camaro for his b-day.
theonlysweetpea 10
Agree then mock him until it grows back out or he gets a different cut...?
gregorygreg87 12
Business in the front.. Party in the back.
skyeyez9 25
I saw a woman with a mullet at Walmart the other day. The back of her hair was almost to her butt, the top was short and spiked.
Malicteal 21
So? Business in the front, party in the back. You can't go wrong!
geod69 8
Oh yeah