Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my hair is so long hair that it touches my shoulders now. My father attempted to bribe me into cutting my hair several times. I'm 30. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
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Christina Winden 22
Time to go to a stylist to fix it up as best he/she can, then play the waiting game until it grows back.
brenniman 10
OP sorry about your disappointing experience. Tell yourself that at the very least your hair will grow back pretty quickly.
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Comments (7)
brenniman 10
OP sorry about your disappointing experience. Tell yourself that at the very least your hair will grow back pretty quickly.
Christina Winden 22
Time to go to a stylist to fix it up as best he/she can, then play the waiting game until it grows back.
RichardPencil 32
You probably look just like Dad now. Yay!
samomaha 17
Well, you got the variety in your life that you were missing! As another poster said, though, you can grow it out and get a stylist to bring it more to what you originally were hoping for. Good luck OP!
Charlie Given 28
Ya I learned a long time ago never let a relative cut your hair, unless their properly trained. When my mom almost cut my ear completely off.
Amit Sagar 10
aur karo mazey !