Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
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Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
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Top comments
kickazz16 15
Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.
biasedshooter 24
You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!
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Comments (176)
kickazz16 15
Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.
TheWindowLicker 13
That annoying and awkward moment when #1 posts a one letter comment to secure the place of #1(when i posted this he/she put "D" to secure the place)
ihasbrains 10
I saw that as well. But how is that awkward again?
Muslimgal92 0
I'm pretty sure it will probably bounce a chicken wing not knowledge:)
bubble25_fml 5
I would've just gone with it. I mean, you never know what a chicken wing will do...
StopDropNRoll 11
Yup if your lucky your play dough will fly!
Carbonation 0
I personally add the chicken wings to make my play-dough cluck. The flying's just a bonus.
zinoxity 23
1 - I'm sorry, but was your comment meant to be funny? Throwing at his head wouldn't even hurt....
DrDilllonReese 12
I'm not even sure she can read...
Msagrera 5
How is this a FML anyway? He made a lame attempt at a joke
mrpipp 0
**** u 44. Everyone here died a little on the inside because of your comment.
Renesaga 8
130, I died a little at the fact you left two letters off of 'you'.
Renesaga 8
For some reason, this double posted. Yay, editing!
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
134, I died a little on the inside at the fact u had to point that out! :D
Renesaga 8
136, well played.
puppytaco64 8
I died a little on the inside because 138 is a grammar nazi
amanda_say_whutt 9
"aint no thing but a chicken wing"
swimchica22 0
At least make it a buffalo wild wings chicken wing... Gotta have the best!
BayleeWasHere 1
Uh, chicken wings…that helps… :P
atomicbaboon 0
Why would a chicken wing help it fly? Chicken's can't fly.
atomicbaboon 0
Why would a chicken wing help it fly? Chicken's can't fly.
Carbonation 0
When I throw them into the side of the barn theu do. Some call it animal abuse, I call it science.
happyhak 5
Well...Your partner is very creative...
rattusrattus 19
Dude, don't mistake insane troll logic for creativity.
DarylAndrew 2
Since when could a chicken fly?
rattusrattus 19
Since I took it on an aeroplane with me.
Hummbinger 5
#60, since forever
DrDilllonReese 12
Chickens can fly. The longest recorded flight just happens to only be about 13 seconds.
tehrealone 6
Hey you don't happen to have a spare book of world records on hand do you?
DrDilllonReese 12
No, I have a spare book of useless facts.
geon_olam 17
85- not if the egg came first!
ilikebreasts 0
Actually he's not creative. He is Black, and all he thinks about are KFC chicken wings.
maddylovesu 5
Innovative.
ihasbrains 10
It would make it tasty?
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
A+ for deliciousness! D- for bounciness!
SkoomaKi 28
Nothing like the taste of play-doh and chicken wing :D
RetardedBullFrog 4
The flavours will bounce inside your mouth
zombicidal 11
that's like a C
TheCarChanel 0
Play dough tastes salty
dethbunny 0
Play dough facts Feel: nice, fun, squishy Smell: weird Sight: colorful Taste: related to poseidon's salty butt hole
biasedshooter 24
You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!
SCREAM4meeee 0
Aha I see what you did there
Muwahaha_fml 4
Pun!
thisisafunnyname 12
Aldough they may seem disgusting, they're delicious!
TeamDazu 5
You killed it 49.
zukinihudini 0
^ i thought it was funny
Whoze 0
Haha
DallasMavs 3
Sounds like a genuis to me.
instnt1nfction 17
Seems like a genius next to you
robertlovespi 3
You realize people are going to continually down vote your comments since you have a hat with a sticker on it, trying so hard to be "gangsta".
RiZiX 0
You don't look like one...
puppytaco64 8
He can't look gangsta, he's not the right ethnicity
NotDave 0
123, I know I will. Especially with the whole middle-finger-in-the-picture thing. Hurr durr, what a rebel!
Justin23L 2
Maybe you should just stop trying to comment with that picture?
Angelice_fml 0
At least it would taste better than real play-dough.
jackipdoc 31
I'd go with a hot dog. Especially one from a cafeteria- those things bounce pretty damn high
EwanSmith 2
poultry in motion...
KindaFunnyRight 8
How punny!
piratepride77 0
Anyone care to guess what color the lab partner is?
bachooka 5
My racism-radar is going off. I love fried chicken.
ihasbrains 10
He was pirate colored.
pfx2_fml 15
Maybe he hopes it will fly..
wilsontws 18
Stuff that into his mouth! :D