Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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Top comments
azouwa 26
Good for them!!! I can't wait for my 2 sons to move out. I'm turning their rooms into a gym and a sex dungeon.
manb91uk 22
I guess you could say your parents surprised you instead!!
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Comments (23)
azouwa 26
Good for them!!! I can't wait for my 2 sons to move out. I'm turning their rooms into a gym and a sex dungeon.
manb91uk 22
Given that you're 36, you'll be waiting a while right?
manb91uk 22
Given that you're 36, you'll be waiting a while right?
RichardPencil 32
Don’t sniff the seat!!!
weeping_willow 25
Oh, don’t be a baby. I mean.. how else did you think you were created?
julfunky 29
It’s not “being a baby.” It’s the simple fact that no child wants to see the toys their parents use for sex. You can accept the fact that your parents are kinky and still be disgusted about it at the same time.
Spiritbird 17
They were caught cheating....cheating on their child.
Spiritbird 17
Oops..apologies. I thought 'sex swing' as having a 'swing' with another couple i.e. swinger sex. I was unaware that such furniture existed literally. Lol.
manb91uk 22
I guess you could say your parents surprised you instead!!
Lobby_Bee 18
It's not what you think, the swing relieves upper and lower back pain problems due to old age.
chosha_fml 27
Leave, phone them later to say you’ve arrived in town. Give them a chance to remove it if they choose.
bluejello2001 18
The thought was sweet, but no one really likes surprise visitors. Even when they don't have sex toys they might want to hide.
Davros 12
your moms a freeaakk
Davros 12
you think the stork dropped you off?