Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
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Top comments
Saiyza 4
He was probably just in it for the meal.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Wat a dick.
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Comments (107)
Ikushka 3
poor you
NzaHaFML 13
Since he wasn't the gentleman, you could have also done the unlady-like thing. Shut him between the legs :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, just shut it!
random210 0
you must suck. wow.
unfortunate_13 5
you should have left the dick when he told you to shut it.
callofduty4life 0
if he was a gentlemen at first then obviously OP ****** up. probly talked to much then ur date just had to tell you to shut it.
Hanjian 3
I think 87 is right about this.....
Saiyza 4
He was probably just in it for the meal.
croso88 5
I bet the OP said something really offensive to or about him... I'd do the same too
teentee401 37
You can't just assume she said something offensive...
Drclino 0
what a pimp!
EnJey0 19
No, dick
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Wat a dick.
VianaJ_Garcia 14
Weren't you all complaining about the damn equality between man and women. You were talking to much during a meal, he gave you the possibility to pay, then he wanted to go home because eventually and most probable, you started annoying him either with you mad and unpleased face or with your words and behavior.
callofduty4life 0
agreed with 43
teentee401 37
You weren't there...how do you know she was talking too much or that she was being annoying? Either way that's no reason to be rude. And as for the opportunity to pay, he could've offered to split instead of just leaving her with it and assuming she will pay.
kite1099 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
probably got tired of your shit.
Nemesis2747 4
LOL
motero 0
he played u good. some fine ass girl will get him back
ramboman19 8
wow what a jerk!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
yeah Ikr!
Winter247 2
I don't see the problem.
iBeast10 1
lmao
Tikwichka 5
Seems pretty normal for Glasgow...
lolitaababy 0
ahahahahahahaha!
ACanadaGuy 0
"Today I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy, but he turned out to be an ass. Why must everything happen to me? Boohoo FML" Probably one of the whiniest FMLs I've read in a while. Suck it up. Go on another date with a new guy. Jeeze.
ACanadaGuy 0
WTF, why was my comment moderated. God you guys see anything remotely negative you delete it.
InfiniteSecret 20
You sound very bitter and like you forgot the purpose of this app.
Penises_are_fun 0
Well, don't be rude! He might read this FML and take offense! Say you're sorry >_>. Or give him a bj.
LexxyLiime 0
What's to be sorry about? She didn't do anything.
BAMF18 0
for talking so damn much that he said shut it.