smh
Milltown, United States
Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML
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Top comments
CrissyyyS2 22
Wait... He is!? I had nooo idea.
CallMeWindSock 24
Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.
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Comments (103)
still_guns 16
Some people never age...
zandalee 20
Some people don't get out much either. Sounds like OP's sister needs to.
PenguinBitch 44
Okay, because once you go out you suddenly realize who Flo Rida is. Gotcha.
AninOnin 24
To be completely honest, that sounds like something I would do xD
still_guns 16
+1 to you sir!
FiFiLovee 26
So I bet this is going to get a shitload of thumbs down but.. I didn't even know that until just now.. xD And Im from Florida! t(-.-)/
gordogirls 4
Im 26 and learned that from this FML! Not everyone gives a shit where every pop/rock/country singer, tv/movie star is from! Just cuz i listen to Flos music doesnt mean i need to know what he looks like or where hes from, or his real name for that matter!
CrissyyyS2 22
Wait... He is!? I had nooo idea.
Pesticides 19
is this sarcasm or ignorance?
thatkidhesh 11
2 sarcasm or ignorance - either way it's just not working.
NeatNit 33
who the hell is flo rida?
BeccaHugs 17
I sympathize with OP's sister. I knew his name spelt "Florida", but I thought it might be some pathetic attempt to make "Flow Rider" sound cool. I'm still not sure if it is. Anyway, jumping to the conclusion that he was from Florida wasn't something I did either, considering all the ridiculous names rappers give themselves these days.
CallMeWindSock 24
Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.
Pesticides 19
well he did add a space...
Pwn17 25
Not to mention he keeps stealing other people's songs.
jchiledred 12
*Cough*Will I am*cough*
RadeonDerp 24
#24: I laughed way longer than I probably should have!
edmunson 22
And OPs sister probably needs to know That he is in a little state within Florida called Miami! A state within a state...another brain explosion!
Mahtari 19
28, all songs are stolen. Even stolen songs are stolen songs.
summerguy97 16
I never would have guessed that.
RoboCunnilingus 23
I thought he was from Chicago, and his name was a cool play on Floor Rider.
RoboCunnilingus 23
In case there's a blurry line betwixt sarcasm and stupidity, I was kidding.
kenyrabit 25
Hmm, Flow Rider. lol. But, good to know. It was possible he was from elsewhere & still went with Florida.
wlddog 14
Does she know where the state of Atlanta is? What about the state of Confusion?
thatkidhesh 11
5 I'm all up in a state of confusion after reading your comment.
Pesticides 19
it was a pun... that crashed
Futacy 30
#5 is high.
daizttgg 9
If u meant high five - your doing it wrong (XD IM BIENG SARCASTIC SO NO DOWN VOTES FOR THE JOKKEE)
MzZombicidal 36
#41, sarcasm or not, that joke was awful.
wlddog 14
Yet another crash and burn comment. I shall take a point off my man card.
SleeplessBeauty 12
I know, his name is so original!
cathyfang1533 12
At least she survived to be 22, that's gotta count for something, right?
604 11
'merica!
vipirius 18
I think you mean 'murica
BlitheNightmare 7
So, only people from America are stupid. Despite the thousands of non-American FMLs about people being complete idiots, but the second it is an American FML someone needs to comment with a, 'merica, even if a very similar FML was recently posted but from a different country.
anishays 11
Okay, in her defence that's pretty hilarious.
PenguinBitch 44
I know he does rap and i don't listen to rap, so there's a reason why I never noticed the connection of his name with the state of Florida too soooo fml
EnterSandman_fml 20
Yeah, I only pay attention to metal, so I'd never even heard of Flo Rida let alone made that connection. So, consider me educated on the subject now I guess lol.
suboy 10
I do listen to rap but i didnt know that either. Never seen his name spelled out to put it together. But i dont really consider him a rapper. His music sounds like kids bop for adults to me.