smh
Milltown, United States
Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Closingwild
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Anonymous
Sike
Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Disgusted
Bothered
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Family Ties
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Kellye
United States
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
SingleSara.
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Shit!
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Top comments
CrissyyyS2 22
Wait... He is!? I had nooo idea.
CallMeWindSock 24
Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.
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Comments (103)
Sir_drink_alot 20
I never made the connection, I assumed his name was spelt "flow rider" or something similar.... I don't pay much attention to modern music
technochik3 12
thats what I thought as well honestly
DaisyDanger 7
Tell her Johnny Cash is a banker!
gargartibold 13
I'm not gunna lie. I just did lol
noldier 5
I had never seen the name in text before. and even if I had i never would have put two and two together had Florida not been typed out next to it.
VeganVampyre 27
For some reason this reminds me of a story I read about a dog named Nosmo King. I was like, huh, weird name; didn't get it until they explained he was named from a No Smoking sign. I had to see them both spelled out next to each other. I never get that kind of thing until after its been pointed out to me :/
zazzles23 5
I will shamefully admit that I recently put that connection together.
jcrb 11
tell her to call me
venus89 17
I had no idea!!
FrankHotpants 31
Wait, is that just one person or like group?
kernelkat 16
I listen to his music and it took me a while to realize it and I had to look it up to be sure he did it on purpose. Rappers have such weird names it didn't occur to me to look for the meaning behind it.
pwnman 33
You should have replied by saying - "You don't say?"